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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №146747
 24.11.2017
Do not say what you do not know:

The work itself is a BDSM session, the motivation for which is free lunch and parking.

The only motivation in the BDSM session (for a normal perverse) is to get pleasure. And in your comparison the word "prostitution" is more appropriate.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №146746
 24.11.2017
Not in that window

> Generally, in whole people with an internal locus of control, the marsh is inside.

In general, it is probably the right thought, and it sounds so clever. But on this resource looks rugged.
Where are the whole people with large inner locus length of four seams?

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №146745
 24.11.2017
I thought I was accustomed to the vocabulary of AliExpress and it would be hard to surprise me. But today I stumbled upon the "black anal shower cleaner". I still think. This is the Chinese Inquisition.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №146744
 24.11.2017
The Hicks, discuss a man who, after confirming the concept of a flat Earth, decided to first take off on a rocket assembled by his own hands, and then descend with a parachute.

Aaa: It would be even worse if he survived after that flight and would tell everyone that it was flat!
BBB: Imagine he’ll say this after flying the rocket, and he’ll be called the second Jesus.
ccc: He will be called the second Jesus if an epic parachute makes a “up”...
ddd: The flat earth is the flat Jesus.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №146743
 24.11.2017
Interesting topic

They should not leave offspring.

Who does not owe?
The disabled? Ugly people? Sick with diabetes? Probably a little earned? Or those who wear clothes? Or those who are not hungry?
What if only one of the potential parents is a dude? Is it possible to have a slight degree of bullying? If, for example, I use my toilet only tooth powder, can I reproduce? Are there any objective criteria for evaluating bullying? Or just subjective? If they are subjective, whose? Who will decide? Collegiate or single body? The Electoral? If elected, will the votes of those "electors" who will be recognized as debboebs in the future be cancelled? Will the voting result be retroactive? Can you vote, but children can’t?
I would love to know the answers to at least some of the questions. thank you.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №146742
 24.11.2017
The Fat Troll:
Who was looking for a smiley with square eyes? Hunting to:
# # #

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №146741
 24.11.2017
XX: Large corn filler for rats
XX: Cat Fillers
XXX: The Cocktail
Chapter 8: The suitcase
What kind of fillers for cats?
XXX: Anyone
WOW: Is it exactly?
XXX: exactly
XX: Them, Hychy, to fuck
Tagged: funny

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №146740
 24.11.2017
Regarding the children:
I walk out my 2 dogs in the morning, I walk past the school, a girl stands with a backpack the size of herself + a bag in her hands. I look at this dialogue:
Q: Are these both your dogs?
I am: Yes.
Do you like taxis?
I: My wife loves them very much.
Q: It means she loves, and you walk?
I am : ahah!
In principle, it is logical...

It’s somewhere in the DNA.)

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