xxx: I was so lame... you don’t even imagine... I was at a friend, they celebrated Saturday and they didn’t see each other for a long time... in general they drank.... and I was given a friend to fix the laptop, well, her husband should be in the evening to come to me - to pick up the notebook. Here he calls the guy came, well, I say that I will go out to him and go for the note... I go out on the wizz... I see his car... she comes in to me, I sit down... I look at the driver, and I see a stranger... he says to me.
Who are you?
I him
I say... I think I’m muddy and mistaken with the car.
He rides sitting.
- I, he says, came home and wrapped up in the courtyard, and you sat in the car to me for no reason.
I say...
I am sorry, but it happens.)
Well, we’ve got a picture of the porch like an adequate person turned out to be.)))
I agree that the last new year was full of papers, all these extra tickets, a bunch of unknown people and when D. Ponomarev (president of the company Mera) says, pointing to the crazy guy whose friends carry on their hands: "This to be fired." And he replies to him, "And you will dismiss me, I do not work in Mary."
Now I look out the window, and at the crossroads on the diagonal is a trolleybus! Just standing from one corner to the other, long such, on all sides of the traffic jams.
But the joke is not that. It’s a joke that the trolley buses don’t go here!! to
PSP, where did it come from?
Riddled with his grandfather in the servette, took an ancient aluminium spoonful on which it was scratched: Look for the fox meat.
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YYYY
Because of this consumer relationship, all men think that we just need money.
XXX is
Aha
XXX is
Listen...and if by analogy...maybe they don’t need electric sex?
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I slept...
Pashko
You are read...
set
Neda is curious and overwhelmed.
My grandmother bought a TV, she didn’t like it.
YYY: I want to!
XXX: the vase is not put on it, and if the wipes are covered, the half-screen is not visible
<лось> why is the speed of the race so small?? to
<pant> loose: you will jump slowly
XXX: With the First Snow (in Moscow)
I thank you (Peter)
ZZZ: Go to Joppa (Magadan)
It is said that the real man’s member should bend to the left. This goes back to ancient times, when the hunters during hunting held a spear in the right hand, and in the left - a member, so as not to interfere and not confuse under their feet.
I don't know who believes in whom, but there is something in a washing machine in every way that eats one socks for using a machine!!! to
Russia is a country of contrasts. Yes, and the contrast in it was twisted to the maximum.
Why did Putin put Khodorkovsky in jail and Medvedev in the Kremlin?
The Armenian Radio:
Medvedev is fighting corruption.
So Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption?
The Armenian Radio:
Khodorkovsky wanted to fight corruption.
RustamFMF: Yesterday in the hospital the medical examination was carried out.In general, there was a seal left by the chief doctor to put.I go into the office, say, give up, I need... He interrupts me, grit "so, stand up..."He directs a palm of his hand to me, 5 seconds the chat rattles. "Do you have scoliosis 2 degrees?" I am "no" He:"Fuck why I never get it." o_0
Here you all watch over the admines and their vithers.
Do you know why the admin always walks in the sweater?
Yes, because in the server it is cold, crazy, like in the polar station!!! to