I call the client – director of the school
I offer content filtration.
Director - Do you want to deprive the children of pleasure and also ask for money for it?

Dima Razbornov: Beeline calls for a black and yellow tree, writes "Beautiful loft, big footcourt". It’s a time of magic, I agree. What are these words, those who bow in the lofts? Only in the swing or how to get there?
Andrey Konovalov: To go to the loft, you have to make a camping-out, taking a selfie in the barbershop during the cam shoot, twisting the spinner
Andrey Konovalov: I did not try, but I read...

Set of books sold:
"Cooling for a Beginner's Wife" (Tips for Those Who Want to Surprise Their Husband)
"First Aid for Food Poisoning at Home" (Tips for those who unsuccessfully surprised their husband);
"How to Protect a Woman from Physical Violence" (Tips for Those Whose Husband Is Not Just Surprised)
"Woman and Divorce" (Advocate Advice for Wives Who Read The First Book and Began to Act)

Nature always chooses the optimal option, so there are no extra parts or parts in the human body.
Tell the Jews and the Muslims.

The admin-humorist (one who calls the server a guest) continues to burn. Recently, he almost broke the meeting with the phrase: "I can revive any old man from a guest, or from three dead I will gather one living, a month will somehow work, and then we will replace." On what the head of the department, squeezing, broke out: "Prayers to the Ktolhu are dying..."

xx: Well, I don’t even know – with tuberculosis, hepatitis and worms to crack across the border, get five wounds, but still get to South Korea, and then five hours to lie through flowing blood and survive... iron people there in this North Korea live, nothing takes them, neither worms nor bullets))
xy: The worms inside stopped the bleeding, whispering "Hold on, brother, it depends on you now we will live or die".

Discussion of the series.
Per the detective came from St. Petersburg, not from St. Petersburg?
WOW : Yes. And maybe the monument to the 1000th anniversary of Russia is not in Novgorod, but in Veliky Novgorod? Maybe Picasso is wrong to call it that. He is actually Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno Maria de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Ruiz y Picasso? And we are so simple to him, panibratically, somewhere there we call the tail by name. Not well...

The little boy kisses.
Dad, I love you!
Why is?
Because you are good?
Why is?
Because you are ours!

"P" and patriotism Unconditional love for the country.

Game of Thrones is a series about how a bunch of people intrigued, fought and killed for the right to sit on a chair with peaked tops.

I am sitting at the therapist today for a medical examination from work. He asks questions:

Is there an allergy?

and no.

Do you take drugs?

and no.

Do you smoke?

and no.

The alcohol?

and yes.

I understand. Living in the Academic City, working in the institute and not drinking? I would not believe.

In my 32-33s, my mom suddenly wanted to talk to me about sex (I married at 19, divorced at 24, hadn’t seen my mom since 28). To my question with the hohote: "A hoole?!" insultedly replied that he felt a duty.

It would be good for general education on air refreshers in the toilet in addition to the composition to print, for example, theorems on geometry, Newton's laws or pages of the Russian-English dictionary.

And you come to visit some German family, whose wall hangs a portrait of a grandfather in a military uniform with crosses, the same innocent. They will tell you how proud they are of their heroic grandfather. Not less than our grandparents.

Find a family first. And how much I did not communicate with the Germans - all in one voice say that it was a terrible mistake and they are ashamed of participating in this vaccanalia of their relative. And the younger Zygun-Dolboebs, who figured at grandfather Adik and his initiatives, among the Russians I met more than among the Germans.

> on a boy camouflage clothes, like on a real mushroom

On the REAL mushroom "cloth costume" with bright orange pants and a grid on the row. That is the case, cosplayers.

and unstoppable:

The sign a child in the car tells the special services that a child is in the car, and the drivers that a car of increased danger is driving in front of the car...So be alert and careful!
All signs warn that the car car carries a potential danger and it does not matter who is driving.

According to the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, a moving car is in any case a means of increased danger. There are mandatory identification signs that must be installed on the car, their absence is punishable by a fine, there are simply informative, optional, the sign "child in the car" does not apply to those or others and does not carry any useful information for special services.
Found in the runet the most sensible explanations, why still stick the sign "child in the car":
- because the sticker is applied for free to many child seats, and "everyone does"
Because a child is in the car and he is driving, even if he is 35 years old.
- because in the case of a violation, you can blame the suddenly distracted child;
- because it is necessary to give an occasion to the DPS employee to check whether the child is attached and whether there is a child holding device in the car;
- because you want to inform fellow tribes - the owner has successful functioning reproductive organs, well, or remind about the benefits of contraceptives;
- because in this car you can crush a child's chair, and also sandwiches, shoulder, rabbit - how lucky, etc.

Marks
A supporter of “Flat Earth” will conduct a rocket launch on Saturday.

Braineater
I predict the following news: “Mike Hughes crashed during the launch.”

OldFisher
Or, what’s even worse, they fought. Hopefully, the tragedy will not happen anyway.

Fomos
No, it would be even worse if he survived after that flight and would make it all flat!

Vassabi
Why worse? He says she is flat.

sumanai
There will be “evidence.”

Ozonary
Picture of three elephants.

aszhitarev
A fairly plain joke.

I have the same leg and it doesn’t hurt.

Of course, if someone starts with the mouth foam to claim that you will go 5 kilometers - your leg will definitely hurt (you will get into a difficult life situation - without options to turn to the goddess), this will be quite a correct argument. My father fought as a pilot, and my mother served as a nurse at a front hospital in the Great Patriotic. It was terrible, it was difficult, but neither he nor she prayed secretly to the goddess. And when it was possible, in old age, they did not begin anyway. They lived and died as atheists, and I was raised in the same way. So yes, the same leg, but it doesn’t hurt at all.

Put the soup in the plate. In full thought about other affairs, he began to look for a spoon. On the machine I go to the refrigerator.

The first thought, foolish, behind the spoon in the refrigerator is useful.

The second thought, oh cup, hello, what are you doing here?

Why are you attached to the children’s label? What does it matter to you that I stick to my car? Can I stick a flower or butterfly?

The sticker does not blur the review, does not change the aerodynamics of the car and does not affect my ability to drive the car.

You don’t know what to do when you see the sticker – so don’t do anything like you’ve driven, and drive your way.

You don’t know why I wore it, I wanted it. In fact, what is the difference to you? My car, without breaking the PDD, could stick to it and write on it what I want.

I don’t understand why they write “On Berlin” on cars. Are you on holiday in Germany? Or to move? Particularly strange looks on expensive German cars. But on the other hand, the car is yours – write on it what you want.

from JJ:
Stalin raises the bell and says:
– Laurentius... I watched a report about a boy from New Urengoy. Take a record. Teachers of history – on Tyymyr, let the deer read history. The director of the school is in custody, lifelong. The mayor of the city and the chairman of the city - on a trip to Stalin's places. There and leave, for fifteen years, without the right of correspondence.
I understand, Comrade Stalin. What about the boy?
Reward the boy.
I don’t understand, Comrade Stalin.
to reward. issuing an honorary letter. So many enemies of the people gave us.