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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №155362
 24.11.2020
xxx: Well, I know a case when the owner of the office decided to throw on the money at the same time Finder and Sisadmin. Very surprised by the result.

What a cruel suicide!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №155361
 24.11.2020
In the third class came a new one.

And proudly stated that we will not be able to come up with a name for him.

It is mad, ah.

It was hard to think all day.

Then the Russichka, looking at the magazine, read: “Mazutny!”

Everyone was stuck. Great Valentine Mikhailovna!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №155360
 24.11.2020
The main place in the temple has long been not the altar, but the place where candles are sold.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155359
 24.11.2020
I bought a new apartment. The construction section. We are doing repairs, we are trying to do it. They called the brigade to put the bathroom "under the key". The husband tries to take the weekend at the expense of holidays, he installs the wiring in the rooms with his brother. By the way, the brother engineer and the internet spend in the houses. After work, I brought them to eat. We have a full, passing courtyard there. Doors are installed, laminate, someone drills on the loggia. My in the kitchen with sockets rise, two (rental) in the bathroom. Look, my sister, we’re finished today. I go out of the apartment, on the pitch catches one who makes the bathroom. Girl, you’re sorry, but I’ll tell you. Here are the guys who set the doors, good guys! Hands are gold! Those that laminate, also work well. But these electrics (push them to all the hell!!) They... are handicapped!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №155358
 24.11.2020
Our sanctions against the West are as if they spit on us from the balcony on the 3rd floor and we spit up in response.

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