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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159017
 24.11.2022
Doctors say reading after eating is a bad habit. And no one warns that eating habits after reading are even more harmful.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159016
 24.11.2022
The daughter is all in tears and with a math textbook.
What happened? Why are you crying?
I cannot solve the task!
What is the task?
The silence.
What is the condition? Why are you silent?
The daughter is poured with a new portion of tears:
I don’t know...I haven’t read it yet.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №159015
 24.11.2022
“Dad, tell me, but the coolest man, whom everybody is afraid of, can there be problems?
This is a 100% problem, my son. When he gets upset, no one dares to tell him about it.

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