I hate Mondays.

Today is Thursday.

Hate does not cease.

Natural smells are chasing. If tigers were really ferocious and dangerous predators, they’t have become an extinct species! So, if their simple goat can cringe, right with people in the zoo, it is terrible to imagine what goats did with them in the wild! It is because of such goats that these sweet, humble, tender creatures are dying out. Even street cats are more dangerous than tigers! Note, the streets are full of cats, and there are no tigers (modest) or goats (dangerous), so cats have displaced them! Tiger trainers are full, and the cat trainers are ONLY! – the most brave trainer, much more cool than those of your fragrances!

X: Where to download the Hateful Eight?
Y: - Look in the image folder, there are eight, and seven.

I have a habit of coding and drumming under my nose. Not seldom - brain, and not seldom - reasoning.

Sitting to code. Turn on the dictionary. Then I started listening to myself. Listen to...

The next time I sit down for work and remember the recording, I will either stop drumming forever or code.

AAA: We direct the phone of the female we want. When they tell you that it was stolen, we say we will try to figure it out. Find the phone in a few days. We say that they gave the robber a puddle and he will never steal again and will begin to move grandmothers across the road??? The Profit!

BBB: I don’t see the point with sex (

ccc: Then you can go home to catch)

In front of the mirror, you’re so good!

I go on the street today. The guy suddenly turned to me asking me to smile. I do it. He is pleased, and I too. I already thought about what a nice person got, and then he offered to buy windows, doors...

My father is an architect. He told me that in the nineties he made the interior of an apartment to a newbie. Tom had to build in the old St. Petersburg house (you know what the roofs are there?) A huge swimming pool. The father immediately said to him - even if we inject this structure here, you will get water in it - it will fail to the hell. Eventually, his father spit and left, did not work for him. He hired another and made the same thing and then flew down two floors in the bath of his dreams.

Brother’s wife, Olga, asks our mom and dad:

Why did you call your son Sasha?

Mom, remembering with a smile of nostalgia:

“When he was born, we wrote different men’s names on pieces of paper and threw them into a hat, and then pulled out one of them.

Olga is curious:

What names did you write?

I wrote “Oleg”, “Maxim”, “Tolia”...

Pope, wearing in the mangal shampoo:

And I wrote “Sasha”, “Sasha”, “Sasha”...

Benny Winto, a "friend" from the police, "secretly" said that he was searched for possession of drugs and that he ran away. On the eve of his wedding with Patricia Hollingsworth in 1989, he went swimming and never returned. He was thought to have drowned - Benny was mourned by the bride, the ex-wife and the 4-year-old son. After 20 years, he was stopped for not having a lamp on the number mark. Suddenly he decided to confess all his sins. Wint told police that he had fled and had been hiding for 20 years. He lived under the name of William Swift, married for the second time and raises a 17-year-old son. It turned out that no one was looking for him, so he hid in vain.

A colleague (tech support) to the client: I have explained this to you four times, now I will look for alternative methods.

What tour to go with a girl in the winter if the goal is just to have sex?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Enemies around me.

The female logic:

Why simplify when you can complicate everything?

HH: But it is so hard.
Half the cake remains.
Zzzz: Take yourself in your hands
Come to him.
And hit him with his foot.
The little ones in the toilet.
Washing the feet.
and no cake.
HHH: What are you? This is the cake, the cake, the cake, the cake... you can’t do that with it.

In the " answers" question:
My right hand is talking, what should I do?
One of the answers:
Consult with the left.

“The court changed the sentence of the former commander-in-chief of the Land Forces Vladimir Kirkin, sentenced to five years for bribery of 450 thousand rubles. The judge re-qualified the accusation for fraud and released Chirkkin from SICO.

Now let’s laugh...

- I have, according to the results of communication with the older generation, a skill already developed - to guess which song is sung, by "la-la-la", and what actor is meant, by the description of "no, he plays in the movie that I like, about love, I do not remember the name". The current achievement - there, in the film, one actor says: something there is, a thousand - and a hand mashed. The answer came instantly: "Wedding in Malinovka", actor Mikhail Pugovkin, the phrase - "batz, batz - and by".

To distract yourself from erotic thoughts and fall asleep, I decided to count the sheep jumping through the fence. The sheep erotically exploded with pops, and they were followed by lambs with huge erected organs. I am not the master of my brain. Five minutes later, the movie got up and went to eat.

XXX: The whole cane cleaned up - psychanula what?)

YYY: No, it just doesn’t matter) How did you meet a friend and tell him about his acquaintances, he’s like what you know all about? I say contact gives everything with tricks

XX: With Tracks)) Well said

A bag for weapons:
A economical advice to go to a music store, you can choose a non-combustion case (or a hard case in general) for almost any length of the trunk. At our stop, where the shooting field, the bus floor "musicists" comes out. and "

Learned about the method of calming babies when they are given a nipple soaked in fresh water. I decided to find out how ethical, pedagogical and practical this method is, and I picked up a Google query "sweet nipple." I forgot what I was looking for.