I’m waiting for the new year to sleep. It’s 12 and I’m going to sleep.
Go to sleep on January 1 at 00:00 and wake up on January 10 and 12.
11 to get yourself in order and 12 to work.
A modern fairy tale about a sleeping beauty...Russian women.

My mother is a teacher of higher mathematics at the university. I gave the students a control on derivatives. Then check the work of a student from Turkmenistan. Clean white sheet of paper, above the name and name and accurately written: The table is arbitrary.

The Beer. One of the bartenders, passing by in non-working hours, from the store, decides to look around to say hello to a colleague and everyday people. Among the purchases is a bowl with eggs, which is placed on one of the tables.
One of the everyday people comes in, sees the pot, begins to joke out of anger:
What is it? Who put your eggs here? How not ashamed? Remove your eggs right away!
It’s not mine, it’s Slavica!
“Slavik, take off your eggs from the table!
They are not eggs.
And what?! to
These are chicken fruits!

There is an ancient Chinese curse: What would you live in the era of change... Which form has cursed my country?? to

Holmes, why do you think the Ukrainian army, which has been bravely fighting with the Russian army that has captured Donbass for six months now, is not trying to recapture Crimea?
This is elementary, Watson. In fact, there is a Russian army in Crimea.

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And if the thief Serdyukov, the maniac Chikatilo, the Kushchevka bandits and other law-breakers suddenly announce that they are oppositionists and liberals suffering from the bloody regime, will you also go to rallies in support of them?
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Fantasing is good, but the fact that at the time of committing their crimes, Serdyukov and the Kushchevs were members of the EP where to go?

Talk to my wife tonight:
Have you bought the cola?
I: So you went to the store.
Q: Why didn’t you tell me I wanted cocaine?