Class at the University of Biology of Individual Development, theme: "development of sexual products in male individuals", in the audience are girls 17-19 years old, teacher young assistant. End of class.

Teacher: in the next class survey... so that spermatogenesis from teeth jumped away!

Alexander wrote:
In the morning on the ONT said that I am well today by the horoscope...
Oksana wrote:
And you who?
Alexander wrote:
Sasha

With whom do you live?
My mother and thousands of bacteria underneath the toilet.

Who are the two acrobat brothers?? to
Photoshop and Illustrator Fuck!

I want home food, but I don’t want to cook. Interestingly, if you call a prostitute, and ask her to cook, well, pay her time accordingly. Has anyone tried?

I paid in English. I was late for him, because before him he gave another longer than needed. I flew into the office and from the threshold I said to the teacher: "Put me an account". Well, as usual, there was a bunch of debts in everyone, and I included, and here I see that the group members are already sitting, they are teaching something, they repeat, I think, well, I will sit next to them, and I go to the board, so that he says that I need to give him there, I look at him, he looks at me, and here he says, "What is up, let me count." I quickly got a check-in, it was scheduled and I left, accompanied by the gaze of the ugly group members :)

Verhoyansk is one of the coldest places on Earth, the coldest city in the world. The lowest temperature recorded here is −67,8 °C. Verhoyansk is called the Cold Pole of the Northern Hemisphere.
AkirA: They say that when you exhale, ice dust forms.
You can play in the snow without pulling your hands out of your pockets.
AkirA: ah.. spit someone's thread in the eye... and the eye broke out...
Gucha: AkirA, the Verkhyan Killers are so harsh, 4th kill their victims with their Plevk...

The CHC:
How do you celebrate the New Year?
and NN:
Are there proposals?
The CHC:
I thought she had
and NN:
Well, we can sit together in this... like him...
and NN:
... on the Internet

A case of life...
Rostov-on-Don, a lively intersection (Tekuchev/Budenovsky), a girl on the Honda SRV tries to turn to the left (turn is forbidden) from the middle row, another SUV enters her ass with a girl at the wheel. Two glamorous calashes jump out and start to fight on very elevated tones, the driver’s doors are open at both of them, another girl on the hendea hertz trying to turn back to the left (forbidden) fighters already on a double consistent and nahuy takes off 2 doors...O_o at two glamorous girls and a wild, just acky rust at the stop with applause...
I’m scared to drive around my city (

My colleague is the most real Anti-KO: his wife is called Sasha, the cat is called Mouse, and the dog is called Kosha.and :)

My hands are in the blood of babies!
Dukun: Has it been cut?

X: What are you doing?
I am looking for a cat
X is?? to
I just washed it...

A genuine gentleman never pumps mp3, he pumps notes and collects a song himself.

Dragon1983: Once the clock at 11 p.m. came to a stop, buses no one anywhere, dunk, cool, standing lonely girl, freezing. I suggested to drive along the way - I stumbled from the car, that the heels blinked.
by Jeanne!A young man and you and the girl: you are a gentleman, and she, as if, decent.
Tundra: It is decent. Maybe even from the balloon.

xxx:Not boring garden, loose shelves... maybe you in Moscow also have a fun hospital :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: The Catch...

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I hate gay and lesbian... I just hate gay, and lesbians are almost ALL scary and male-like, so they look like gay with titles, and I just hate gay...

We all love Google. Serena too!
I am a tomato :D

Rin: Dima at the Ixbox plays the second assassin. He wet the guard, rolled the corpse on his shoulder and ran onto the roofs.
Smoke, why do you wear the body? OOO
Do not listen to them, my love. Let me show you Venice.

XXX is
Snow is a lie.

XXX is
I have a dog now walking in the snow-gathering machine mode - we leave the house, she bends her head, opens her mouth and goes forward, leaving behind a small trance)

xxx: wonderful title: "40 years of torture behind! It is going to be on the road!"))
YYY: Capec... ahead of another 40 years of torture...