Papa Smurf 24.12.2012 at 08:41:10 Mlj ))) add someone to me in the Magnitsky list too... so, by joke... I like very accurately - can I or not in the United States... )))
7x7 24.12.2012 at 10:29:11 And what did you do for the collapse of Russia?

I’ve always been surprised by this kind of stuff at Rooftop. You write about yourself as a woman and respond as if I was a man. So how is it? I don’t understand. — The woman is yaya ept.
Here you write suppose on the RB I sent gone gone and after an hour someone writes: "you are a girl?"

No, I am a buffalo.

WOW: Well, if we were in heaven, when listening to the songs of Mikhailov, the harp would sound.
In hell when listening to Mikhailov sounds Mikhailov

In hell, when listening to any music, Michalov sounds.

Ficus: Congratulations to me!! Mary is pregnant! 😉
Burzucheg: accept my sincere condolences)))
Ficus: Well it is...

In turn to Larry. I am standing, in front of me a guy, wildly smoked. A minute rehearsals the phrase: "Please give me sweaters". He gathered with spirit and successfully pronounces it to the saleswoman. She is "What are you? Eat with bacon, cream and greens". The guy (changing all the colors of the rainbow on his face from horror) asks "With HORSE, METHAN AND HELIUM?"

...
Father Timothy sanctified the server with a code, and the video disappeared!
The coward is a bad programmer.

Rome: I have experience in communicating with the secret service. It was 8 years ago, I lost at the airport and got on the landing territory of an official. I was approached by an agent in a black suit, a large black closet, two meters tall, apparently a former mariner. He told me:
Sir, do you have a problem?
“Eye, aaah, aaah,” I wandered, “this was my first conversation with an American, and I forgot English.
“Sir, tell me your problem and I will solve it,” he said.
“I don’t know English,” I replied.
The agent hanged for a minute, swung his eyes, swung his forehead.
Yes, that’s the problem, he replied.

HHH
Judging by the fact that you love my records on your wall a hundred years ago - you have a hammer) judging by the fact that you do not take the trumpet - you have lost it again or you are afraid of an unknown number which also indicates a hammer)

HHH
you probably won't read this post soon because during a cuddle you are an infernal paranoid and you're afraid to read too))

HHH
Caroch when you leave I am waiting for a heartbreaking story about modern corporate rest))))

@innokratka: I am scared of the rite of marriage. I don’t like signing documents with witnesses, an operator recording all this, and a crying mother. and :)

C hubra, discussion of 3D printers:

HST, 24 December 2012 at 07:47
I bought a printer @ printed a girlfriend

NNN, 24 December 2012 at 08:08
did not give

I lie down, my legs are frozen, and to get up and wear socks or under the blanket to climb lazy. Switched his legs under the cat, his fingers buried in the wool of the one on the swallow - perfect.

In Krasnoyarsk mkrn "Happy" from the stop stole a new anti-vandal shop
OJIEHb in Russian. For every anti-vandal shit there is a more hiroshopic vandal.

from one MMORPG chat
It sounds silly, but where can I catch a shrimp?

Buzuka: I got some time management advice for freelancers. The author is a very successful copywriter. The first point of these tips is "Get on computer games"
Buzuka: I thought: Well, I am an adult and sensible person, omg. by Fuck. Time management advice for freelancers.

Kapuša: I sit like this at work, the deputy comes in, Natalia Yurievna, grit, mol, corporate, there and here, give 500 re. Then this is: A, yeah, another 300 on the DR, hz who, some chicken we will buy a certificate in the rivgosh. And he leaves.
Sadly, I have a doctor...

Conversation with the smoker:
- I have a coffee machine today, shit, 50 rubles eaten!
I am a horse, but I am the opposite.
Have you eaten a coffee machine?? to

The end of the world has come and we are still alive.
Maybe we are already in hell.
Re: Why is it hell?
WOW: Well, if we were in heaven, when listening to the songs of Mikhailov, the harp would sound.
In hell when listening to Mikhailov sounds Mikhailov

There are known cases of cooking peelings in the washing machine.
Working in a company that sells household appliances,
cases of cooking in the washing machine of cancers become known (" a cha,
It warms up to 95 degrees and presses the juice in the washing machine.
And it’s up to 1200 times and it’s up to 1200 times.

I lie with a girl on the couch. We kiss, we warm up in romance.
You are warm like a blanket. You still kiss. Would you have such a blanket?
I: I’d just put a few bricks off if my blanket would help kiss me at night!

The bomb was bombarded at Pushkin. I am standing in a traffic jams, I look, the bomber walks around the cars, asks for money. Well, I scratched a bunch of small stuff in my pockets and stretched it out to the window. He looks at the coins and says, “Okay, leave it to yourself, you’ll get well. I am in a*ye)))