For example, in my childhood and early youth, all the hats I was wearing, I absolutely did not like. As a result, when I entered the institute and began to live separately, at first I fell into ecstasy from the possibility of not wearing a hat at all.

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An enormous human thanks. I had already decided that there were no people left who could use the words "dress" and "dress" correctly. You have restored my faith in humanity, neither more nor less.

The Swedes
Eat the shit.
That week, the potatoes were 30 and now they are 35.

Nikolai Kozarezenko
I have a fucking food, I don’t go anymore.
There is an imported Uzbek curd, a curd.

Nikolai Kozarezenko
It’s not the course, people are gone. Everyone wants to crack.

<lp> bought a box for cats
<lp> with her was a free pot
<lp> but I’m sure I bought the box

Yes the people! We, all together, collectively unconscious, dropped the backs for 14 rubles.
This somehow is little.
Let us once again strain the collective unconscious and all together wish:
The dollar falls!
The ruble grows.

You will already decide whether "Crimean" or "not attacked". 
__________________________________________
Why “or”? Crimea is ours, but we did not attack.
How is it? I explained.
You had a wife. You treated her badly, blamed her with a piece of bread and treated her in every way. Her wife got tired of it and she left you. to me. And now you can run as much as you want with a confused chicken and whisper “He stole my wife, he stole my wife.” Nothing will change from this: your wife left you by herself. And it is your fault.

<Copoher> am I her b, jeab and jeab? )))
<Lokomotiv> No, in this case the nick coincided with the content :)

A husband recently bought in Samara on a cold-combined carcass of the northern deer. It is delicious.)
The children, bringing, told that, because they hooliganize (the younger - constantly and with knowledge of the matter), he went to Santa Claus and took a deer from him. So that he does not come to them.
It helped for half a day.

Comments on the review of the film "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies", beginning with the phrase "This is the end of the exciting story of the hobbit Bilbo Baggins".

Oh, don’t laugh, this universe brings so many babies that a dozen more movies will be filmed.
yyy: The Epic Adventures of Tom Bombadil in Three Movies?

Don’t forget to pay for the internet (and then there will be no time)

I played domino with my son.
The cat comes and begins to observe the process.
The next game was played by three.
The cat won :)

I saw the painting in the store yesterday.
A five-year-old boy with his mom is standing near the vitrine, looking at something there, in one of the pavilions sings another star of the Russian chanson, toli Zeka, toli fuck him knows, and here the boy at his mom suddenly asks: mom, and uncle caca something?
What a Uncle?
The one who sings.
Why did you decide so?
- Well, we are in the kindergarten too, when we cuddle and sing before sleeping, our educators are forced to do so.

Somehow, in order not to roast in the voice, the guy is good, calculated the secret of success шансонье: strive and sing!))))

The auto-informator, as far as I remember, says: "Injury cases on the escalators were involved". Everything is taught and taught. Soon there will be no escalators, but a bloody meat bowl.

My friend (P) told me she was married at the time 5-6 years already. Sometimes her husband (M) calls at 2 p.m. his friend (D) (terrible crackdown), a sleepy husband tries to shout:
Q: What kind of phones? What kind of girls?
B.T., get to any column, there these ads with phone pond ponds!
It is off.
P (very sleepy): What does he need?
M (bad thinking from sleep): Yes girls’ phone calls
A: AAAA
Within a minute breaks out of bed, sleeping in neither eye:
I don’t understand why Serena is calling you with this question.? to

Girls don’t write letters to Santa because they wait for him to write first.

We in Ivanovo for such eggs cut off!

YYY: and in the towel - we are sewing new ones!

ZZZ: And we in the Moscow region have logistics and management of these processes and a hundred managers in the office are monitoring the continuous delivery of eggs from Ivanov to Toulouse.

My friend broke up with a guy. He will be very worried about this, but he struggles with himself. Recently issued:
I’ll call him, I’ll ask, “Will you come back?” and he’ll answer, “No,” and I’ll answer, “Pid@r!” and I’ll throw the phone with a whisper.

The NDPB (C)

A little black humor from the headlines:

2014/08/11
Poland asks U.S. to buy “forbidden” apples

2014 / 12 / 23
In the United States, 28 people suffered from listeria, which was contained in caramel apples.

They swim up.

Dante's Divine Comedy (European Ancient Literature)
I read on the diagonal. The rhythms are poor, the images are drawn behind the ears, the tongue is old-fashioned.
In short, 1 for the author for the effort, another for the fantasy. So I put 2 and I shield that this is even a lot.Author, write better prose!
Dante: The Divine Comedy
I also tried to read. I thought the prequel to Dante's Inferno, and it turned out to be fucking something. And in the poems. A full standstill. I entered the CS, and I advise others.

Anonymous: Enormous bandwidth capacity! = latency.

The self-driving loaded DVD bandwidth is jealous of any optical fiber. But here, for example, correspondence in chat in this format will be a little rushy.

What did Uzi do?
and yes. Rjali with the doctor akki horses)))
– to?! to
“Let’s forge it there, let’s look at our son’s monitor. Then he said: Oh! A good picture! I will keep him! The horizon is broken!
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