The inscription on the billboard: "Mandarin is sweet as first love! 1 kg to 50 kg"

Walet: Love at 50 Re per kg. It is cheap!! to
Rated: 2500 to 3000 r. For average love, somewhere it works.

They say that for the new year everything is always sold, even the fact that the whole year does not sell!

We need to cross the border of Brest-Terespol on January 1. But, probably, everyone on this weekend and electric buses do not go and it is unclear what with the buses.

Electricians don’t celebrate New Year’s Eve with fireworks, champagne, olives and dances until morning.

The electricians may not celebrate, but the machinery...

Zzz:...they are only with beer and sweets, fast :)

We sit with him in a cafe and I say to him, “Listen, man,
I’m stuck in the board and I won’t get married anymore.
I’ve offered you so much: fuck, make friends,
It is not foolish to cook in this economic hell.
I am a poet, and I have no time to wash curtains at night.
Clean the bathroom, fuck the twists and smooth out the clothes.
It is just a kind of cleansing hell.
My inspiration will leave me forever.
“You’re writing shit,” my brother-in-law says to me.
You can sacrifice this shit for the sake of the family.
We give birth to two or three children.
Buy a chicken, a duck, a horse, two Vietnamese pigs.
I will put on your mouth to listen to your husband at all.
So that there is no time to suffer over the outgoing rhythm.
You will make me the most wicked cheeks,
And you will get used to the fact that you are a grandmother: the mistress and mother.
And when I turned his douleur, I wrapped it between my eyes,
Spit on the finger, large.
"You’t go into shit, you’t go into business".
I put him on a fucking plate.
After taking the wine, I went to the Botanical Park.
She also boiled her glass, so that she could drink it until morning.
and slept on the shop, under the whirl of the cuddled dogs,
In the morning there was rubbish from me.

c) Levandovich

From the recall:
The towels were changed and delivered only after a trip to the reception, and only after a scandal otherwise (it is difficult to scandalize through a Google translator).

>Do I just close all the tabs in the browser? and lt;

What does a person who asks a question in the style of "and I am alone...?", when it turns out that yes, indeed, he is doing it alone?

One threw the keys, the other the coffee machine. The Consumer Society. They cease to feel the value of things, are first thrown away, then (maybe but rarely) think. As if everything falls from the sky, it comes for nothing. And all at the same time weep like a beaten prostitute, what everything is expensive and what salaries are small. More devils to the god of the anal wa-impulse, more things thrown out for the throne of consumption. A normal Soviet man, not poisoned by marketers, would first check the wire. And there would be in the process and convinced that the device was not to blame neither the sleep nor the spirit. Even the dust would blow inside.

A good photographer is not one who has all the good pictures, but one who does not show the bad ones.

Money, power, alcohol are a kind of "manifestants". They do not make a person worse or better, they show what is in a person.

XXX: Why did they build heavily, thoroughly before? Not counting the materials? Are the forces spared? Or was it just fashion?
WU: I think that’s not the matter. I loved saving before. But look, now the calculation of buildings is performed in these different software complexes. The width, height, weight, section, even the mark of concrete - everything is calculated to millimeters and milligrams. And before how? Will this column survive? God knows, let’s do three times more for every case. Did you add eggs to the solution? I don’t remember, put a few more.

And then modern biochemistry breeds hands, because the chicken can not be collected back.

Chicken breasts are difficult. Only the staff can do so.

Brother’s wife, Olga, asks our mom and dad:
Why did you call your son Sasha?
Mom, remembering with a smile of nostalgia:
“When he was born, we wrote different men’s names on pieces of paper and threw them into a hat, and then pulled out one of them.
Olga is curious:
What names have you written?
Mother :
- I wrote "Oleg", "Maxim", "Tolia"...
Pope, wearing in the mangal shampoo:
- And I wrote "Sasha", "Sasha", "Sasha";

You know, Maryn, put your hand on your heart.
yyy: remove my foot from my breast, smoke

He is a very cute child.
How cute is it?
It is so easy to sell alcohol.

What a cruel decision...
It is not flexible, it is flexible.
Even better – imagine a flexible costume.

X: Let’s do something very bad?

YYY: I am listening

We go to bed on Friday at 22:00 sober.

XXX is overwhelming.

Dick is logical. With a twenty-year-old mother, there is a forty-five-year-old cheerful grandmother, who will jump around her grandson with a goat, and with a forty-five-year-old mother, the grandmother is already seventy-year-old, she cannot, she has to jump herself.

"Alexander was attached to us, always calling us and telling us where we eat and how much we eat.
The food schedule is important. But I thought it could only be in the head... And Alexander and other places know.

DUGON: Olzo, there is a monarchy, there are all kinds of councils of managers, but what is better?
Chameleon: All the Pidars
Chameleon: if there are no pedars - any option will come down
Oh well Dick.
Dygon: Advice, stucco, is ineffective
And one person can easily be incompetent.
Chameleon: Water
Chameleon: must be combined
This is how we live, Hole.
We combine the inefficient with the incompetent.

How good you are in Peter.
WOW: Great
The weather is just whispering.
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