Half a year ago, he rented his girlfriend, his medalist covet (German Shepherd). The dog had a wonderful time with a lot of cute suckles. I came back a week ago, pleased and excited. Upon arrival, as is known, he removed all the fence, confirming his rights to own property. The room that remained at home, Kesha did not forget and everything went according to the custom.

However, the time spent in a "foreign" family, somewhat changed his habits. Each house has its own style, and the cowboy, as it often happens, learned new tricks.

Our house stands on a forest and is surrounded by a deaf two-meter fence. The fence is assembled from the factory, still Soviet times. Very strong and monumental.

The day, dogs usually spend in their volleyers. At night they are released to free guard and traditionally "cut" circles along the perimeter of the territory.

The next morning, after the “dear guest” arrived, I woke up to the sounds of the dog swing. I looked out the window and saw that the whole room was gathered on a small "fifth" and scandal. He went out on the streets and carried everyone on volley. Kesha left in the yard, suddenly has not yet "marked" everything and will worry.

At lunch I gathered in the woods and went out into the yard and found the dog in the place where I left it (on the morning "five"). Kobe sat, pressing his mouth to the fence and did not pay attention to me.

How do dogs usually spend the day? They either crash in volleyers or bite their favourite bite. The scenario is rarely different. I was surprised by my dog’s unusual behavior. I approached him and looked at the fence. There was a small hole in the factory, apparently from the screw. Everything turned out to be simple, Kesha “invented the TV.” Of course, I didn’t guess it myself, but I struck out the technology when I was on a business trip. The hole in the fence existed, without a little 30 years, but nobody was interested, until now.

Apparently the "television programs" were interesting, unfortunately he did not depart from the "window to the world", a few hours. I did not interfere with watching and left. In the evening, in order to confirm his guess, the German sent to the volley and released the Caucasian. It appeared to be on the “screen”. It became apparent that the "disassembly" in the morning, took place due to non-compliance with the turn to look.

The next morning, the dogs repeated. I had to solve the problem, I don't like to wake up by someone else's will.

There were a few options:

1st Turn off the TV and fill a hole.

2nd Buy each on a separate monitor.

I love my dogs and chose item 2.

He got the drill, picked the thickest drill and wrapped a hole, one at a time, on his brother.

The four sides of the light 28 holes.

The clashes in the morning immediately stopped. When I come home, seven happy brown eyes look at me. A week later, the interests of the band were revealed when viewing "television programs". They prefer “programs” about nature (the north side of the fence, going out to the forest) and “reality show” (the west side, the entrance road and the neighbors). They love collective views, individuals have not yet observed. I’m afraid they’ll learn to switch channels.

After upgrading the fence, received a pleasant bonus. The number of false operations of dog "signalization" has decreased significantly. Li is heard rarely and always in action.

P.S I will think well if I decide to send somebody to the "commission". It is likely that another time, you will have to build a water park, a library or buy a telescope, suddenly the dogs will be interested in the arrangement of the universe.

The easiest way to escape responsibility is on a service car.

On YouTube, comments to videos are sometimes much more interesting than video content. There are interesting stories. One of the comments that I liked was below.
"My grandfather once told me, long ago, in Soviet times, a healthy brown bear came out to the base of geologists. He waited until the entire brigade left the base and went to the wagon of the field kitchen, where the watch was cooked by a strong spirit and body aunt Dusya. She was preparing at the fire at that moment, from her words she didn't even hear him approach from behind, turned only when a loud singing was heard right behind her back. From horror she splashed to the fifth point, in front of her on the back legs and with the folded front was a huge male standing and breathing loudly. She supposedly mentally said goodbye to loved ones, closed her eyes and prepared to die. But the bear for some reason did not attack, but continued to stand with his legs raised. The cook slowly stood up, and began to observe the beast, seeing that he does not show aggression and wants something from her. He began to turn his beak, looking back and forth, clearly nervous and afraid that someone would see them, while continuing to pull his right leg to the woman. And then she saw between her nail fingers an enormous pinch, she was quite mulled and already purified, causing him a painful pain. He apparently tried to pull her teeth out, but in vain. The cook realized that the fingers could not pull her out, it needed some tool. She just spoke to the bear with a reassuring voice and walked to the nearest car of the men. He, showing an incredible intelligence, sat down on his ass and waited. In the box, the female found passages... She told me that when she pulled the slope, her heart was ready to break from fear and hopelessness: the bear waved so that the earth seemed to be shaking, but kept her leg unmoving. The barrel was wet and slippery from blood and pus, but still with great difficulty she managed to grab and pull out the damned tree. The bear nodded with a head the size of a backyard and crumbled into the chest.
Then the men geologists and the former Tajik people on the tracks and tracks around the base calculated that the beast had observed people for several days, choosing to whom to turn for help. He did not disappointingly choose a woman, perfectly understanding that men always had carabines with him.
But this is not the end of the story, and unfortunately it is sad. After some time, apparently as the leg finally healed, the bear began to come to the base, directly to the cooker's wagon. First at night, crazy dogs and not allowing people to sleep, and then during the day. By his miracle, several times were almost shot by frightened men, Aunt Dusya protected and closed with tears almost by herself.
She had to move to another base, six hundred kilometers away. But a month later he came there, and he did not allow anyone to come to her. How he found her at such a distance is a mystery. Then, in connection with the refusal of people to go to the taiga to work, he had to be killed. Aunt Dusya could not withstand, resigned and never worked as a guard in the taiga again.
This is how the wild beast showed his unlimited gratitude and devotion to the man who cost him his life.

A small tree tree is cold in the winter, a tree tree we took from the forest.
It sounds exemplary as:
"The poor fish was wet in the pond, we took the fish - and on the bowl..."