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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43629
 24.02.2011
No feathers or feathers.
to Tula
c) by Elm

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43628
 24.02.2011
Hank Scorpio: So is it
Hank Scorpio: I thought about the perfect killing of the Japanese prime minister. At one of his public performances, we pull him from the roof with a headshot arrow. A flag with the inscription FYOM YUSSIA WITH LOVE will be added to the arrow. On the roof we leave a shank, valleys, a polluted sovkova taburetka. On the table will be a Soviet newspaper from the 70s and 80s, on which will be a bottle of the capital and a bite of cucumbers.
Hank Scorpio: It's so crazy about everything that it would be uncomfortable to think of Russians

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43627
 24.02.2011
The inscription on the fence: Ksuša, dear, you are the best!
I have tried, I confirm
Below: +1, especially cancer

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43626
 24.02.2011
I ate like a dog.
If you ate like a dog today, I am like a cat.
In the sense?
It was 😉

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43625
 24.02.2011
We play with a girl in battle on big fingers. I stop for a moment, and shake my finger and say, “You don’t know all the power of the dark side!” I say – you must answer: “Father, but you still have goodness in you.” I am thinking about the insidious plan of introducing the second hand into the game for the fullness of the image. We repeat: “You don’t know all the power of the dark side!” – “Father, but you still have goodness in you!” – “I take the second finger and say with a whispering voice,” “Wayder, kill him!” – “Finger trembled a little and... Blind.” It crashed "Skywalker" with static discharge. O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43624
 24.02.2011
You are digging your own grave with your tongue.
U : O.O

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43623
 24.02.2011
The essence of the game is that we have agreed with her that: I don’t shave until she’s shaved, she won’t shave me until I take her to the movie, I won’t take her to the movie until she’s shaved my pants, and she won’t shave my pants until I stop drinking beer, and I won’t stop eating beer until she gives me. And the most exciting thing about the prisoner is that she doesn’t want to give me (the unbrown and uncut with a bark) until I get rid of it and bind the bow.
So I sit, a week unbarred, bulky, 2 weeks no fucking with a living wife, but still scuco with principles

You are just a unique puppy.

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43622
 24.02.2011
XXX is fucking.
XXX: A dozen headphones. Lots of transitioners. Two sound cards. And yet the right channel is much quieter than the left!
And today the doctor learned that my right ear is hearing worse...

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