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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №95744
 24.03.2014
Here is :
here here :

I live in a city with less than 100,000 inhabitants. Here the roads are licked, as mushrooms grow houses and shopping centers, schools and kindergartens. Pensions and salaries are decent, both for teachers and doctors.

The man! where? Call the city, I will come to you on PMJ with my family!

There is a part of truth in these words. The salaries of teachers and doctors in small towns are considered decent. Just all the others work for 10-15 thousand, and teachers and doctors get more than 20. The pension of 10 thousand on this background is not so bad. And as for the prices in growing like mushrooms shopping centers, they are not lower than in Moscow. The prices of housing are of course lower, but what does it matter how much a apartment costs 1.5 million or 5 million or 15, when your salary is 12 thousand?)) A damn never buy it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №95743
 24.03.2014
And the falling server - it was like the DNS and turned into a porn warehouse? and :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95742
 24.03.2014
The command ship of the Ukrainian Navy "Slavutich" in Sevastopol raised the Russian flag, reports on Sunday the agency "Kryminform".

The cleverest Cat Behemot: and the destroyer of the Americans went far? Could we still be able to raise the Russian tricolor?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №95741
 24.03.2014
Think of books. Finding a company to walk with a single girl is a real feat. Google is really useless.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №95740
 24.03.2014
This is:

here here :
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Nikito (12:02) if in utorrent you open the window "about the program" and then press T then the tetris will start

MOEF (12:04) can not be

MOEF (14:09) FUCK! Why? Why did you say this?! to
and...

How to turn the figure?! to
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The shooter up. A good game)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №95739
 24.03.2014
<saygon> [PEER]Dyxa: 8 cats on one, overcrowding, and she still slides

<[PEER]Dyxa> saygon: The cat is probably called Sasha and is grey!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №95738
 24.03.2014
(Female): No most sophisticated and colorful compliment from a man will ever compare to the simple request of the cashier to show a passport when buying alcohol.

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