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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №125852
 24.03.2016
to this:
It is fun to see how the concept of "premium" was transformed. From a fairly rare plush to a compulsory bucket. Something like teas, which was once at your discretion, and now is almost not obligatory and at least 15% more.
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And do you not know that now we under the premium do not understand the premium, in its original understanding, but simply "not mandatory", and for the frequent and not official part of the ZP with the minimum salary :(

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125851
 24.03.2016
xxx: at the banquet here they argued what the midi looks like by taste
xxx: nashah-stessnaya from the neighboring department that on sperm
xxx: we only blinked with our eyes, as our bearded macho-sisadmin responds
xxx: "really look like sperm eight-legged"
XXX: What should I do? I wanted to mess with him...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №125850
 24.03.2016
and ha! In a rural restaurant in Tuscany, they ordered a table for tonight. When they arrived, they could not find themselves on the list for a long time. It turned out that we were four heads – the Fortunato family.
“I’ve already told you that in Starbucks I’m called Gosha, because “George” writes very blurry on the glasses and calls anyone but not George. One day I took a glass of cappuccino from the stand and it was written “The Horse.” So Fortuna is a good name, agree.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125849
 24.03.2016
It’s not as terrible to catch a virus as it is to catch a Chinese antivirus.

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125848
 24.03.2016
XXX: Will we go to the shabbas in the superland anyway?
You are my unseen witch.
Yes, we will go to Superland in Shabbas.
YYY: And you need to turn off will have on the keyboard auto correction
YYY: And I have

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №125847
 24.03.2016
Thus e. Before the birth, you did not know the size of your benefit, how will you live on it you did not think, and now suddenly came to consciousness?

You are idiot. The origin was just about not giving birth to children for the benefit. Father of two children. It’s scary for the country, yes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №125846
 24.03.2016
From the news discussion:

He crashed into two cars and was afraid to get out. I think it’s cool."

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №125845
 24.03.2016
Dice asks, is there a word "thickness" in Russian?
I - yes
How is it written?
I am so written. At the end, at
has written. I watched it "in the thick"
Let me say "You wrote in two words?)"
he - the autocorrection emphasized me, I corrected, the emphasis was removed.
Ppc)) At the thickness of the earth put your literacy.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №125844
 24.03.2016
DDD: The Spiritual Session? is enchanting! Prepare the record, don’t break the glass, I’m going.
Dvd and edu. I will be your priest.
A priest of love?
The Priest of Food!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №125843
 24.03.2016
Yes to! Who told grandmothers that Yandex could watch where the bus was? Now they require young people at the stops "see the appendix".

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №125842
 24.03.2016
They say that worse than a fool is only a fool with the initiative... But I will tell you: even worse a fool with the possibilities of its implementation...
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