xxx: where can I download Darth Vader's voice for auto navigator?
YYY: I represent you:
turn to the right side
turn to the left side
Turn to the Dark Side

Dear mothers of young children, watch carefully what music your children are given to listen to by fathers in your absence! In the kindergarten asked what songs the children know about the summer. Mine turns out, in addition to the dependent children's repertoire, knows the song "dachniki" in the performance of S. Shnurov.... which she performed.

When I was a kid, I always, when I was on a bus or trolleybus, stood up at the cabin, grabbed the order and started to run in place, looking into the front glass. And I the whole trip with the feeling that it was me moving so fast :)

St. Petersburg authorities prohibit the propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia among minors
With all my dislike for dictatorship, our country categorically and immediately needs Joseph Visaryonovich.

He: Listen, how are you, are you treating yourself normally?
She: Are you talking about drugs, flowers, or advertising?

And in general, it is time for you to understand with your chicken brains: no matter how you want it, for a man, children are not the goal of all life.

Blue, what is the purpose? To become a successful fool knows who? The goal of a man is to ensure the future of his children and raise them into decent people. To do this, you need to be successful and strong, but children are the first in any case. Children, when you grow up, you will understand this.

When everyone is lazy to go to the store... when the foods in the refrigerator are over and there is no more cooked food... their time will come...
Time of Pellets.
Check regularly in all refrigerators.

Yes, I agree that Apache is unbiasedly cool compared to Robinson. But even on a civilian helicopter, the left-wing combat turn is very impressive.
Everything was as it was. A wedding where I was betrayed as a witness. Camera in hand, take pictures. And we’re on a helicopter ride, there you’ll also be filming. The pilot is like a former Afghan. Such a polite uncle. And here we made a circle around the city, flying toward landing. He is talking here. And everyone has headphones on their heads, an inner connection. Well, in short, you are accompanied by the noise of the screws and the engine you hear through the loud quality of communication: "We go to the target." And fuck it down under 45 degrees. The bride is behind. You have in your hands some fucking camera that fucking understands what you are filming. And then up again under a steep corner. And again in the headsets: "Left combat twist". He speaks calmly as if he is reading a book to his grandson. And as if they hanged for a second and started falling on the left side.
You open your mouth and do not breathe. And the heart beats.
And then again wedding, toasts and competitions crazy.
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I receive incoming calls in the office. Another phone call from my aunt with a hysterical penetrating voice about some documents.
In the voice of the sorcerer I say:
I turn you to love.
I switch the phone to my accountant. The Office RJT

Master of Musk!
Did you really think you sent something funny?

WoT: "The battle begins!"
Message in the chat from t-50:"Men, don’t wait for light, it seems, a woman is giving birth!!and "

XXX: Tonight I will go for a walk in the evening of Voronezh with a photic looking for a company for a walk ))))
YYY: let’s go)) I will go to the SPB)))
XXX: ok )) pictures put out then ))) we will measure pixels ;-)
YYY: the letter "k" for the conspiracy put?))))

I live and study with Peter. In the first class I met a guy from the Far East, well, and made friends, in general.
One day when I was walking around, my friend bought a shirt. Having paid in cash, he recounted the remaining funds - in the amount of 10 thousand - and issued: "Shit, little how. Hopefully for a week".
Gentlemen, take me to the Far East.

No drinking, no drinking, no drinking, no drinking, no drinking (
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Sanna, you have breakfast, I watch.

Do you admit that you’re dropping me in tea, that I’m forced to go to the toilet so often?! to
The water?! to

Dialogue with a colleague:
- Listen to the nose itching to the drunk, but why the lips itching?
At the mine...
In fact, the director was going to go...

To this:
Do you also think that only you work and the rest are pinning the shit?? to

Fuck, and I have the opposite – it always seems to me that I am the only one to pin it, and the others to pasture like horses!

Only the ending place on Winchester allows you to set priorities and understand what is really important in life.

He also started in the choir and ended with heroin.
WOW - well you copet simplified - took and cut off 98% of the history of his life

He remembers telling me of one driver who carried all kinds of bugs on an old four:
- Imagine, I went out on the track in the morning and suddenly out of the hole, that instead of instruments, a rat jumped out on my knees, healthy, I barely entered the bus. And the rat jumped under the pedals and started to run there, and I was her foot, her foot!! to
How did it end?
and nothing. She got into the hole, in the floor, jumped out.