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[ + 34 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149967
 24.03.2018
>>> And what Ivan the Terrible did...

What did he “create”?
During his reign in Russia he did the following:
The court of the jury;
Free primary education (church schools)
Medical quarantine at the border.
- local elective self-government instead of the voivod;
For the first time a regular army appeared (and the first military form in the world - in the shooters);
The Tatar attacks were stopped.
- equality was established between all layers of the population (you know that serfdom at the time in Russia did not exist at all? The peasant was obliged to sit on the ground until he paid the rent – and nothing more. And his children were considered free from birth anyway!) ;
slave labor is prohibited;
- the state monopoly on the trade in flour, introduced by Grozny, was abolished only a few years ago;
The territory of the country is increased by 30 times.
The emigration of the population from Europe exceeded 30,000 families (those who settled along the Crescent Line were paid a raise of 5 rubles per family. The expenditure books are preserved.
The growth of the well-being of the population (and the taxes paid) during the reign amounted to several thousand (!) the percentages;
During the entire reign there was no one executed without trial and investigation, the total number of "repressed" ranged from three to four thousand.

Someone would be good at taking an example.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149966
 24.03.2018
Orgy of shmorgy. We missed the grievous whisper of a bodybuilder on the backbone, to whom the neighbor's complaint does not allow to turn on the turnik in shorts. The question that he has no money for a normal sporting suit – that we will leave too. In fact, he is right! Were there trousers over the fence of the “Guest from the Future”? have been. Were the girls in very short dresses? They walked. No one was embarrassed, no bad thoughts came to his head. I can remember the children's film "The Adventures of the Yellow Bag" - there also a girl climbs on the fence, absolutely not embarrassed that the cowards are seen almost entirely. In "Masha and Vita" the dress of the heroine is much higher than the knees, and this also does not embarrass anyone - neither her nor others. And a woman in a short dress (Oh, horror!) No one considered her naked legs a prostitute. And swimsuits on the beach the ladies had bikinis, and the men had swimsuits. Fashion on the mini has passed, the loop of history has suddenly rolled back. The ladies have swimsuits of the 19th century, folded, with sweaters, even with shorts, and a paro, in fashion swimsuits to cover all the "unclean" places; men in shorts below their knees. Girls - in pants or loins under the dress, girls also in loins under tunics. Women in dresses on the floor. Where are we going, citizens?

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149965
 24.03.2018
This is:
ha ha!

You are a Swedish family. In the ordinary Soviet family of 4 people, as a rule, there were two children, children up to 2 years old, sitting on their knees with adults, flew for free, children from 2 to 12 for 50% of the price per seat.

Only not in the summer - on vacation - at full cost.
After 12 years, life is not over.

There were no increasing and decreasing coefficients in the USSR depending on the season for the cost of tickets.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149964
 24.03.2018
Is JavaScript going to go?
No is
Drop the cash?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №149963
 24.03.2018
Clean the Mind Cheaply

>> When you grabbed your bearded cockroaches and they’re naked on you, it’s a group hole. In the gay club (optional)

Don’t ruin my belief in the health of the world – maybe it’s classical fighting training.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №149962
 24.03.2018
"Yellow snow fell in the Odessa region".

What will you say here? Only the old good – don’t eat it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №149961
 24.03.2018
The main ftiziatrist of Russia allowed to urinate the Mantoux sample.

My childhood dream is fulfilled ;)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №149960
 24.03.2018
>>> and> and> Not going down on board? Was there a lot of beer?

Next Generation is crazy! Not all airplanes have a variety, baby. Bind it with beer.

[ + 28 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149959
 24.03.2018
Real orgies have never been group-like. They ate, listened to music and spoke secularly. But next to the participants was lying (they ate there lying) a maid for care (in the sense - she cared for the guest, the wines there, or lambs on the plate to report), and if desired, you could also fuck with this maid, without embarrassing the rest. This is an additional non-optional option.
And then to solidify in the choir the beginning of Christianity with its cult of celibacy and chronic lack of purpose, this is the beginning to spread fiction about orgies, and then about pagan shabashes - since the untargeted cultist of celibacy simply did not imagine that with free availability is not so often the people were and need it. The hungry man does not understand.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №149958
 24.03.2018
[14:41] <mr_green> Nobody Knows
[15:26] <nobody> I don’t know, don’t talk

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149957
 24.03.2018
According to a recent U.N. survey, of the 156 member countries, Finland is the country where people are most satisfied with their quality of life. The World Happiness Report is published for the sixth time. From year to year, Finland leads this ranking along with other northern European countries.

However, many Finnish internet users were surprised that Finland led the rating.

Here are examples of comments:

Pöyhönen‏
How terrible is it in other countries if Finland is the happiest country?

Jukka Lindström‏
Finland, you are the happiest people in the world!
Finns: Are you all there, have you saved anything?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149956
 24.03.2018
xxx: saw an advertisement in the Android chat
XXX: "Ladies and gentlemen! The predominantly heterosexual team requires Android and iOS mobile developers.
xxx: stresses the word "mostly"
YYYY: Yes
Yyy: That is, there are 1-2 pids there.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №149955
 24.03.2018
People without a king in their heads cannot live without a king.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №149954
 24.03.2018
One grandmother said

So it turned out that in recent years I have lived and worked far beyond 1/6 of the land. The director of the company is a simple prince (well, it happened). In fact, in addition to the prefix to the name, this title does not give him anything (that is, he can not claim power), but the very fact of working with such a person is a small reason for praise, and at the same time a source of all sorts of curious stories. Here is one of them.

Like many other princes, our prince studied at a major Western university. He studied under a strange surname, so as not to confuse teachers and classmates, and especially not everywhere posted his belonging to the royal blood (at work, by the way, not everyone knows about his noble origin - the man is really modest, although at the same time and unreally smart). Until one moment.

They had a course in modern history, in which they were offered to write an essay on one of several proposed topics. And one of the themes concerned the activities of the grandfather of our prince (I will not name the names, but the personality is really legendary). Of course, this topic was chosen. Numerous relatives who remained on their memory of the same legendary ancestor were interviewed, family archives were involved, etc. As he said, the essay was excellent.

After a while, the ratings are announced, and our prince is surprised to find that for his essay he received a rating of "B" (four). As he himself says, there would be any other topic - not even shrinking, but here the honor of the family is affected. In short, I talked to the teacher:

Why put “B”?
Poor quality of work.
In what is it expressed? Everything seems to be as it is.
Doubts about the reliability of the material.
...??! to
- You understand, in the open sources and in our library there is no material that would confirm the truthfulness of what you have stated.If the Internet existed then it was only on military bases. I asked colleagues who were involved in the history of this region - they were also unable to confirm your version of events. So your essay is nothing more than a fantasy. There is no more than four for that.

The prince, according to him, became red, then greener. Then he exhaled and issued a long tirade, the meaning of which was reduced to the following. He respects the library of this university, and those professors who study the history of his country from the materials of this library. But the source of information in his essay was his grandmother, the granddaughter of the hero of the story, as well as his cousin, respectively, the grandson of the hero of the essay. Documents confirming the truthfulness of the stated, are stored in his family assets, and if necessary - the embassy of his country will declare a note of protest over the assessment of the actions of the "father of the nation" professors of this university.

The rating was corrected to “A+”.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №149953
 24.03.2018
Hello the printing?
and yes.
Printing, we need 25 banners.
The size?
- 1m * 1.5m - 10 pieces and 0.5m * 1m - 15 pieces.
Banner or paper?
The banner. Without the perforation. How much?
About 32 thousand rubles.
is understandable.
Is something bothering you?
Can I count on cooperation?
Of course, what exactly?
- I am willing to pay 45 thousand, the difference is ready to compensate in cash?
Hm... yes... I think it will work out. Make an order?
to form.
– Send the maps to the mail, by the way, where do you need the banners?
A rally against corruption.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149952
 24.03.2018
XHH is a programmer, VU is an analyst. XHH has a question on requirements.

WOW: Is it understandable?
XH: No
WOW: That is not? I explained for half an hour.
Yes, but I did not listen.
WOW : Why?
I’m not just interested.

But honestly.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №149951
 24.03.2018
I am, of course, not an expert, and in general that still a heretic, but I do not recall something among the recommendations "do not kill", "do not adulterate"and "do not desire the donkey of your neighbor in any sense"nothing like "redempt yourself inadequately expensive candles for the barrel". I suppose you have invented it for yourself. The meaning of a candle is to pray while it is burning - accordingly, the one who prays needs it, and not anyone else there. And they do a favor to the creator by buying temple candles, fucking, and better buy a hot lunch in the potato shop!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №149950
 24.03.2018
Without feminism, life is much more exciting. They will write so in the news that Zhirinovsky harassed a journalist - and guess what gender the journalist was)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149949
 24.03.2018
>>> Which religion has forced you to suck on the WFP by ignoring the possibility of using the two-step sorting in advance?

Usinsk, Komi of the ASRF. Fueling 15 minutes. Passengers are not allowed to leave the boat. The needle was not directly observed. Only the trees. But far away.

and 198h. The Air Force Regiment was raised by alarm, 3 days without taking anything off, waiting for the departure. Around the Antoshia were concentrated circles of shit. The same “religion.”
Not everywhere, you panime, Sheremetyevo.
So is.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №149948
 24.03.2018
“Only Jesus Christ walked on the water, the rest were swimming.

Jesus in the world of insects!

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