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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156045
 24.03.2021
From the video discussion

XXX: Good maid, only her hands pulled, and she is already jumping out of her trousers.

YYY: They really exist.

Zzzz: There are a lot of them, some of them even me.

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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156044
 24.03.2021
Everyone cannot be bad. There will always be someone who will be good from what is bad to everyone.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №156043
 24.03.2021
Nikolai Rybnikov loved to play chess, was a passionate and temperamental player, rejoiced over victories and painfully experienced defeats.
Sometimes the famous chess players Boris Spassky or Efim Geller visited him, and then he offered them to play another game. And of course I lost.
One evening, Ephim Geller looked at Rybnikov, and that Boris Spassky would not come, say, he left for the next competition.
And then Rybnikov had a false plan - he offered to play with the missing Spassky on the phone. Apparently he plays himself, but in fact all his moves will be done by Heller. This is a phone joke with the hope of nothing with the world champion.
I called Spassky and the game started. Fishermen made the moves suggested by Heller, and suggested by silent gestures - so that the enemy at the end of the telephone line did not hear the voice of the secret counselor.
Ten minutes later, Spassky thought about it and then said:
“Cola, give the phone to Efim!

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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156042
 24.03.2021
Simple Americans – Ilya Dmitrievich Medvedev, Ekaterina Sergeevna Lavrova, Anastasia Vitalevna Churkina, Alexander Viktorovich Vekselberg, Svetlana Vasilievna Horkina, Anastasia Vyacheslavovna Fetisova and many others – are outraged by Biden’s words about Putin.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156041
 24.03.2021
xxx:)) I am not very fucking, and my face is ugly at all. For beautiful eyes in this life nothing got, because there are no such beautiful eyes) At 17-20 could still catch attention for the sake of youth just, and then generally as cut off. I am of the class of gray mice, who themselves graze their nuts as they can (without ambiguity), and sometimes I like it. And I’m a little upset that many girls get everything on the plate just so, well or not quite so, but not for many years of study. But feminism has nothing to do with it, nobody offends the ugly woman with their tastes. Instead, they put beautiful in a privileged position. by Imho.



Yyy: Congratulations, you know how an average guy feels.



xxx: Not quite, I can always touch women's breasts without demand.



YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have forgotten. and sad :)

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