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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №112521
 24.04.2015
Ghennady: I want to share today’s event, the eyewitness of which I have been. I sat in the bus, I went to work, I left the headphones at home. Some drunk from the morning the cock began to make an agitation in passenger transport, such as: to get to the bodies, to start blue conversations with other passengers, to overwhelm people talking on the phone. One man hinted to him, say, let’s calm down, let’s go out and talk '. Drink, say, without a bazar, let’s go. Something I wanted to go out with them, because the machete was stuck. So the bus comes to the stop, these two go out, I follow. The seducer (who turned out to be a guy of a sports body) broke his fist on a fucking drunk (who turned out to be a meter-two-height bump). Ambal's nose was swept from a blow. The comforter said to him, saying, let yourself behave badly and left. Alkas was upset and sat and waited for the next bus. and all. And that’s all, shit! No screams, no sharp clashes, no nichu. Ordinary morning fighting in Minsk. Without excess and without anything.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №112520
 24.04.2015
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YYY: For what now?
XXX: For the cat's birth was accepted.
YYY: SHOOOO7
YYY: Right at work?
XXX is no. I didn’t go to work one day.
That’s why you have cats.
Cats are good.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №112519
 24.04.2015
Re: Why does the electric flow bypass the resistor?

There are two roads: on one of the resistors curl, on the other of the wire gold. Which mother will you lead?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112518
 24.04.2015
I can't do it, I'm on a date today.
Did you suddenly have a girlfriend?
XXX: Aha
YYU: What is their name?
The Book of Olga)
The princess? O_O
Not a princess, but a bookwoman, she works in the library.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №112517
 24.04.2015
From a website about headache treatment:
A proven method of treating a headache that occurs due to a shock of the brain,
by Ubiquity. To do this, you will need a seat with wooden edges. Of course, not everyone has such a site, but if you try, you can find it.

The edge of the sit should be pressed with teeth so that the face is inside its surface. Then gently hit the fingers of your left hand on the right side of the sit, and then hit the fingers of your right hand on the left side of the sit. Then with the palms of both hands also gently hit on both sides of the sit. Make sure that the powder is the same. These actions can be repeated again.
And in the evening of the same day do the following: stand face to face to a smooth surface (painted, polished, canvas, mirror - any), lean your forehead and nose (remember how in childhood you pressed to the window window) and start to sit slowly, without opening your forehead. The forehead will begin to jump down small steps, there will be vibration. This is the method of treatment. The pain goes away very quickly, sometimes even after 3 sessions.
Whoever does not believe, let it be checked!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №112516
 24.04.2015
I wrote about the same case as that, I was advised a couple of handy movements and you have two bottles of deodorant at home. What I recommend to you :)
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And then this man suddenly becomes an official.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №112515
 24.04.2015
What is this pattern-breaking?

"The Autodrome On the autodrome comes a little "Mi-mi-Mi-Ni-Ni" girl in a light coat. Maneuver between rolling machines (not in the category "B"). In a jump, it jumps past the men’s bikers (and not on "A"...). He runs to Uncle Vase, gives him his bag, jumps into the tractor and goes to turn the program into the tractor category!!!) than the rise of the pattern to all present."

The girl in the garage costs a Japanese or state quadric cubic for 800. She will ride on it. on public roads. A helmet and full crew. According to law. Certificate of tractorist. (and yes, in our vast country - quadrics, bugs and other motorcycles are category A, tractor).

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №112514
 24.04.2015
No, I understand everything, it is a struggle with obscene vocabulary, but to be fooled in the forum for the phrase about the Ipatievsky monastery, with the wording "for the use of hidden mat", it is already too much.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №112513
 24.04.2015
My flower fertilizer business went well.

But Arlee filed a lawsuit against me – they already had a patent for selling the shit for narcissists.

exaggerated prices.

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