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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №29181
 24.04.2010
If you fly, you grow.
It flew, it grew up.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №29180
 24.04.2010
<xxx> I thought
<xxx> if there is porn, where almost every girl is a sex bomb, and a man is a burning male, and people "do their business", watching it and fantasizing
<xxx> so why not shoot as a man drinks, for example, Hennessey X-Oh and smokes a expensive cigar, for the audience who will watch this video, drinking cheap beer and smoking the appropriate cigarettes.
<yyy> gigs, or how someone eats red caviar to eat under this video of pelmeni)
<xxx> you understand the essence. or, let’s say, a first-person video where a guy runs a bentley with a flash to turn on a 4-inch display for three rubles in an old six.
<yyy> these will be sales hits)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №29179
 24.04.2010
It is all shit. The coolest saying from Kappa:

The word is not wretch.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29178
 24.04.2010
Good people, you are not sorry and will not go away from you if you want your personal life to be better.

Admin, cat and borst

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №29177
 24.04.2010
25-year-old British model and astrophysicist Liv Boyeri won a million pounds in poker.
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Is it only in cheap Hollywood movies?

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №29176
 24.04.2010
For whom is this a fun site, and I will find out from here :)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29175
 24.04.2010
She gave the 7th grade a task - to write text in WordPress. In the text the word "turism". More than half of the class was recruited "the bodyguard". They sit like nothing happened. Meiji Children and Woody Children.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №29174
 24.04.2010
The Chinese know, the Jews know, the Red Army is the strongest of all. He remembers Berlin as from the Red Star he received at 45 3.14.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29173
 24.04.2010
Oh, and in your subway already appeared dwarfs in sunglasses?and :)

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №29172
 24.04.2010
Blonde, how do I make the internet?
Take a small silver box.
Blondi-This is not a box, but the ASUS WL-520GU router!
Take your hands out of your ass and put it on your feet! :)
Blonde – How?
Take a small silver box.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №29171
 24.04.2010
Blackberry entered the chat.
Blackberry: Kou
Maikl: Cuckoo, how long do I have to live?
Blackberry has left the chat.
It is fucking (

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29170
 24.04.2010
@Ferist: Do you want a beer?
by: Zha
Tag: lf
Tag: no

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №29169
 24.04.2010
my girlfriend is sweethearted and once again when she bought marmelade, I tried not to give her it so in response I heard the following:
I have given you the honor, but I will never give you the marmelade.
I had to give it.)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №29168
 24.04.2010
Pafosnij Manul (01:14:23 23/04/2010)
Not to sleep?
Lin (01:15:04 23/04/2010)
Probably though. I am not inclined to alcoholism.

[ + 102 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29167
 24.04.2010
If you turn all the letters in the word "bor" by 180 degrees, you will get the word "god". Maybe that’s why he wants and fulfills.

Well, and a wish: I want that I and every one who has read lived my whole life with a loved one and was loved by him.

[ + 132 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29166
 24.04.2010
Of course, I’m used to being awkward and worthless. I can drop and break a cup of tea several times a day, I can drop an apple I just washed, I can break something thousands of times, I can fall, I can hit corners, and so on. It is finally late!

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №29165
 24.04.2010
Teached a friend to stick over her husband: to ask - why he loved her - for the mind or for beauty? With regard to any answer, a scandal can be arranged. The next day a sad friend reports the result - "I said that neither of the one, nor of the other, I did not notice, so I had to thank you for getting married at all."

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №29164
 24.04.2010
My yesterday night.

Q: Dear, clean the potatoes and I’ll make the meat.
D: How...
P: What is how? How will I cuddle? How to clean? ?
How do you make meat from potatoes?
Q: O_o...? (I went silently to eat roulette)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №29163
 24.04.2010
Discussion of GMO:
Dick, that’s, yesterday I ate sushi with salmon, acne and shrimp.
Over the night the tail grew (meaty, tasty, it seems), the fingers began to cling - the fox was ripped off (but they were covered with a strong armor) and some pleasant flexibility appeared throughout the body.
Tomorrow I'm going to eat rabbits (well, it's personal - you don't care).

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29162
 24.04.2010
to this:

from JJ:
There were guests. I told beautiful.
About how they had a teacher at the institute named Mudrak. He had a nickname.
I did not guess. He was very upset when he found out that he had a nickname.
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He led my father. And the nickname was Hruev, because he told everyone at the first lecture: "My name is Mudrak, and whoever misses at least one letter in it will be deducted."

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