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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №97124
 24.04.2014
Dialogue with the Pope:
I: How are you doing?
Daddy: Yes, as usual, Little wonder, the middle thumbs as usual in the spring, I shake and scratch to work.
I: Am I in love again?
He died again in a series.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97123
 24.04.2014
This is:
But when it comes to it, khm,
sex in a dream, I suddenly instead
I find girls in the best.
In the worst case, a cat.
It is a ugly creature. This is
Just terrible.
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Fuck what they give; everyone else generally wakes up right before the most interesting!

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №97122
 24.04.2014
The offended:

Every Grammar Nazi is like a bomb. These people live formally and formally. For them, meaning is beyond understanding. Broken bottle = the wrong letter in the word. Finding a bottle = Finding an error in an unrecorded message. To swallow up = to divide the grammar. Be sorry for them, youths. It is just a bitch and nothing more.

The search for meaning in an illiterate fast is like the search for a pearl grain in a fertilizer. The likelihood of finding anything valuable is extremely small, and the process itself, unfortunately, is not intriguing. Talking and discussing is interesting with an equal interlocutor, not with a primitive organism that saved even before the school program.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97121
 24.04.2014
SQL Server is such a thing.
In the sense?
- Until in the right place request him like, he did not want to work.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №97120
 24.04.2014
Microsoft Officially Stated: Those Who Don't Renew Windows License Will Get FreeBSDs

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №97119
 24.04.2014
-"and let's ask the unknown soldier"and went to the police officer standing near the mausoleum

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97118
 24.04.2014
4 guys in the room.
I come in and ask:
Do you need a woman alive?
In response I hear:
– No...
– No...
– No...
We are happy with each other.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97117
 24.04.2014
What do you know about procrastination? Today I hit the nail that asked my grandmother to kill. But the fact is that the grandmother asked to kill this nail grandfather 28 years ago, now they are both no longer alive, and the request passed from generation to generation to the present day.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №97116
 24.04.2014
The Sequoia of Liberty must be regularly watered with the blood of tyrants!c) Jefferson
This is where the gardens and Gaddafi are divided!!!by 11

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №97115
 24.04.2014
From the discussion of the promo-video of the series "The Secret City".
xxx: Blyyin, I read as "PORNO: The Secret City"... spring, spring)))
You must get married, Barry.
XXX: Why the Father of the Father? For what you chase under the crown, you deprive the happiness of the young man!? to
yyy: It is time to move from digital sources of happiness to analogue

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97114
 24.04.2014
We taught the cat. She was delighted! By the way, I will tell you, a child is easier to catch than a cat...

It is not 18 (;

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97113
 24.04.2014
"Where are you, you’re going?" – also right, but more negative and offensive for the address.
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Russian language, 5th grade, topic "Relations" In this elementary case, the word "blade" should be highlighted by folders. And after "g" there should not be a fifth. Based on this, the outcome will look like this: "Where are you going, shit?". They say the truth: “He who does not know is the one who teaches.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97112
 24.04.2014
If Russia invades Ukraine through its eastern border, Western sanctions will be devastating to the Russian economy.

XXX is hmm. In my opinion, he suggests that the invasion should be through the southern, northern or western border.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №97111
 24.04.2014
The morning. Public toilet in the office building. 6 the cabin. I hold my hands and wash. Suddenly, a sound of a working camera on the phone is heard from one cabin. and pause. and silence. Voice from the cabin:
Man, that’s not what you think. I accidentally pressed.
Probably on Instagram.)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №97110
 24.04.2014
BoTt: The bills on mines that girls give to their boys, with proper legal, as well as guarantee provision, are able to obscure any world currency and ensure the furious growth of quotations of the mines exchange!!!!! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №97109
 24.04.2014
A colleague has a haircut, we go on the street, the cold wind is blowing. Oh, he said, in vain, it was cold. I offer him to wear a tubery, and he answers, “What did I say?” Better to wear a puddle.
It was only after a while that he was able to make an analogy and understand why I laughed on the street.

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