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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №98371
 24.05.2014
I sit and think)
Try to make some low-budget picture called Lord of the Rings that would tell about the difficult fate of the head of a call center anywhere in India who sometimes struggles with unwilling Hindus, jokers putting his snakes in the table box and hemorrhoids from tons of eaten curry.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98370
 24.05.2014
to this:

Sorry for my retardation, but why do cyclists shave their legs?

For Aerodynamics


That the plaster’t hurt so much.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98369
 24.05.2014
Regarding the former...
My ex-husband has been hiding from his parents for 6 years!We divorced, and I was constantly going with him to family celebrations and to his friends. It was not difficult for me, they are wonderful people. The secret was revealed suddenly when it was picked up by questions about children. "Children will not be mine!"-he wept, knowing perfectly that I have been married to another for 3 years))).

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98368
 24.05.2014
The city administration of Kostroma agreed to hold a gay parade in the city on June 2, offering the organizer only to change its route
yyy> Castroma, there is also an Air Force Division on my side, clung to
Hoi> Do you think the route of the parade has been changed so that it passes through the square?

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