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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №128502
 24.05.2016
XXX: The RJD has not so long ago decided that all train schedules should be duplicated in English. As a result, a schedule with the following station names appeared on the train Vorkuta - Nizhny Novgorod:

Tansy - Tansy
Great - Great
Mountains - Ants
Lucy – Pocket
Paper - Paper
Small Pen – Small Pen
Filed to:Polar Fox

The full Polar Fox.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №128501
 24.05.2016
Wake up, mommy, now is the 21st century, not the 16th. By the stupid capture of Lebensraum, international authority has long been not earned, but promoted - take a look at the top 10 countries by level of living and tell when and from whom they last picked the nits, donkey.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I am the daughter of an honorary Freemason and a reptile and, I will tell you, it’s not all that clear.

Khe

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128500
 24.05.2016
It is good that your grandfathers did not send Joseph Visarianovich to war, or they also had their ancestors in 1812. In our world, you can’t just sit so quietly on the oil pipeline, you can look at some countries in the Middle East as an example. The absence of "imperial ambitions" did not help them at all.
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And our imperial ambitions, of course, helped us a lot :)
If you do not want to sit quietly on the oil pipeline - it is worth adding more constructivity, for example, to invest more money in science and education and develop civic awareness. And to organize a war is for a picture in a telic, real use it does not bring, only harm and sorrow to many people.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128499
 24.05.2016
Diamond: the feeling when the history of the browser is not as shameful as the history of the calculator

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128498
 24.05.2016
Tomatoes can be broken.
oxygen in tomatoes. Eat the slice.

Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

I agree. The upper peasant liver plants faster than the vodka.
And whoever eats sooner or later dies.
Go to practising.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №128497
 24.05.2016
The singing of birds is a call to marriage games, as well as the definition of the territory occupied by the male.
WOW: I know who is louder "I want Ibiza!It" is the winning

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №128496
 24.05.2016
Before you worry about someone else’s opinion or someone’s disappointment in you, just ask yourself: Is the meaning of your life to justify someone else’s expectations?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №128495
 24.05.2016
We had one case in the army: We have an aquarium with turtles in our company. And the fellow servant who was called to take care of them we called a splinter. Everything changed in one day: he struck his leg and killed a rat running from under his feet. Then we called him Schroeder.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №128494
 24.05.2016
Today, Rosavtodor rejected our version of the calendar for the next year. It’s a different size, and they already have holes in the wall under the old one, and they don’t want to make new ones.
This is all you need to know about innovation in our road industry))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №128493
 24.05.2016
I have not been here since 2004.
What happened here? I thought there should be funny conversations.

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