True loneliness is when of the 100 people on your list of contacts, with a dungeon in honor of your 20th anniversary, no one congratulates you.
and...

You smell a guy!
Congratulations to half the country!
Make a man pleasant!

Bigrom

Fuck, when there was a website with the humor of programmers.. the people are already outraged if they are not able to make a joke on the subject of programming.. where is the world of Katiczo?... It has become flat to the ass... Who for that to return the old tower plush.

1 to Hello. You are Who?
I am a bot administrator.
1: What can you do?
2: Answer questions about the bot and accept orders
Can you make an army of bots and capture the world?

Goldfish (09:38 PM) :
I will die of laughter))) my brother,this obaltus minor hid a disk with porn in my box, I thought I't notice, well, I cleaned it out, and he shakes so hard in the box, like a notebook looking for, a friend to sleep gathered))) his face is just panic)))

This is not to say the confused face of a 13-year-old child)))

The Hungry Studentship:
“Dreaming”
mm, fresh, hot asphalt! It sounds so appetizing..."

by Bes:
The main thing is not to sleep.
by Bes:
by Bilan
by Bes:
The exit
by Vladigora:
Going out and leaving)
by Bes:
Plushchenko there gvooryat will be cataclysm on the site..meter per meter)
by Vladigora:
over it was to pour the cover of the rail by the people and let the plushchko out there) here would be the number of
by Vladigora:
and put the violin on the shoulders of a puppy)
by Bes:
Nuttam say it will be... at the end of the song...Plyushchenko moves his fingers to Bilan... splashes blood...and everyone applauds...millions...first place to us)
by Vladigora:
The clowns)

How good that you do not have to watch Eurovision, read the news... anyway everything on the tower can be read.

Fuck, fucking... stuck today in the elevator, pressing the button of the elevator call. I only had time to say "Entry 1, the elevator stuck". Next, I bring the revelation that appeared to me in the dynamic without separation:
(Woman’s voice, drunk in the ass): Oh fuck, fuck, there’s a fuck ringing. I hear a stupid whisper. Kolya was crazy, some iiiikKKK (smackdowns) epoch stuck in the elevator. 10 seconds of silence. Don’t put me in the bag. And then, to see, addressing me: You are the IIKKKK sit quietly, the rescue capsule will melt excess fuel and you will be saved. Hip-hop is out! YYYYYY"
The masterpiece of what to say...

111: Do you know a format such as mkv?
222: Mortal Kombat Five and [

Guys, I’m wondering, when you write "terrible" instead of "terrible", you think you’re softening the effect, right? :D

A friend told: they at the enterprise decided to plant a tree tree around the office in the winter, called the special. The brigade, those fast on an emergency hand stumbled into the frozen land, the grandmothers took off and left, these still smashed for the tree tree pyramids from the sun. The beauty is beautiful all around. The spring came, the snow was melting and with it the eggs began to fall, the employees were in shock, and one tree tree in general was planted on the sewer.)

The fact that Peter is truly the cultural capital of Russia, we realized in the elevator of the house where we were supposed to live: on the wall was written not just "blah", but "O, blah";.

Lenta.ru is burning again))

"These incomprehensible nanotechnologies"
21.05 to 16:41
Mysterious white powder scares Russian scientists

The tape ticked again:
Klitschko brothers failed to disrupt the Scorpions concert in Kiev.
Nobody knows what their security team did?

From the diary:

In Kopejka when buying a drinking Miracle yogurt with cherry and cherry in the check read literally the following: "JOPITČUDOVIŠ/ČE"

sweetheart
Finally come to me and make a mine.

·••••=k®u$†y=••··
Maybe it’s cunnilingus, or maybe it’s not good.

sweetheart
Fu... I say inet do, I accidentally pressed the button...how dumb you are...

Ruster-Buster
The roaring husband of the goat in the shore, the Indian Starky Eye of the eagle in the tent. One thought of May, the other thought of the snow of December.

iLenken
I do not like such poems. There is no hint in it.

Ruster-Buster
What’s the excitement for you?

iLenken
This is a piece, in this case a verse, which would become a truth for me, and which would teach me something new.

Ruster-Buster
The eagle in the tent

Ruster-Buster
This is something completely new to me.)

XXX: Fuck ha-ha - smoking is harmful and difficult

YYY: What is it?

The cigarette burner tried for 10 minutes.

yyy: ha) kill yourself at the wall

At first I realized that I didn’t have a lighter. Well, this is not a problem, but this is the fact that there are no lights in the house.

XXX: Finding the Bengal Lights

XXX: I went to heat them on the tiles - to burn

XXX: The Nippon

I found a candle.

XXX: The Idea

xxx: On the balcony with the help of a lump lit a Bengal fire, as the power of our sun to light the advertisement of eldorado is clearly not enough

XXX: the candlestick of the candle from him to burn

XXX: Running to the kitchen for paper

With this paper he ran to the balcony and lit a candle.

Now you can smoke from the candle.

RAGalimov: The evolution of the reader BORA:
1) comes for the first time, reads the main one.
2) understand that there are few quotes, see the "best" button, read all the best.
3) Read better, see the top of the abyss, read it every day.
4) this is not enough, and he falls into the section of the "abyss", spending in it a few hours a day.
5) sees the discussion button, starts reading the comments.
Register and start writing comments.
She knows about Zoe and doesn't like him :)

He was sent to the hospital for examination for a few days.
He went there, confused something and accidentally found himself in the morge.There he had a conversation with the guard:
Young man, where are you?
I was sent to you!
Why Why?
They said lying!