Hot water is cold and yellow.

[14:54:03] <Zmey> who will watch Eurovision?))))))
[14:54:58] <J.o.k.e.r> no smart TV after yesterday's hockey

Why are you sitting here so seriously?
I think about the problems of Russia.
What is open here for you?
-Bash, from here about the problems and find out...

Glamour is how the beast sees beauty.

by BOFH

I remembered a funny scene at the bookshelf. The guest sees it.
several thick volumes of pre-revolutionary edition with golden incisions,
He asks the owner:
and Dale?
The answer:
and brahma.
The second guest:
Gentlemen, what are you saying about such happiness?

Working in Moscow as a conductor of a trolley bus, Mongol Erden until now
He says he is collecting tribute from the Russians.

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Most importantly, do not go to the category of "only a friend" for her) or I’ve done so)) all known girls are friends! I don’t want to be friends!! I want to fuck! 😉

Nathaniel (14:01:47 24/05/2010)
For men, it’s easier to see what a girl’s breasts are.
We women are always waiting for surprises.

Vladimir (14:08:11 24/05/2010)
Men have a choice at this time. You can refuse in advance if you do.
And for women - in most cases, it is very difficult to give up the surprise.)

Susla: I agreed to meet Amy in the evening at Freedom Square. I came, I stood, I stood. Let me, I think, I will write what is already in place. I get the wrong number and someone leaves the text "I am already free". In a few minutes comes the answer "Why was he sitting?" )))))

O to VOOT!

You are beginning to know the truth, warrior of light!

S: I am not light, I am serious

What to say... Five years ago I went on a train from Kiev to Simferopol in a train, and I slept peacefully. Suddenly, through my dreams, I feel men’s hands stretching towards me. Oh how! I say to myself. I open my eyes, and in the darkness I see: not to me they draw, but to my bag, which lies next to me. And here I am like a thief, and a thief runs along the wagon, and I follow him in cowards and a jacket, and I beat him with a towel. I went away, but my bag was left.
This video gave me such a memory.
Baron_Myxa: Five years ago I went somehow on a train from Kiev to Simferopol in a train, and peacefully half dreaming I went out of the toilet. And suddenly, through the dream, I feel a girl in a coward and a maika running to me. Oh how! – I say to myself, povezlo!
Finally I wake up and in the darkness I see people start beating me with a towel. I thought she was warming up in the crowd! But the strikes became more painful.
Miracle has gone away, and the honor remains with me!)
Vedmed75: A few years ago I used to take a train from Kyiv to Simferopol. Already sleeping began, suddenly, the grandmother in the opposite - like a spark on the whole car, jumped, and let the passing man - a towel to chew. He left her, poor man. I think: it is necessary, crazy - divorced, I could also hang puzzles. In fear, he drank vodka, fell asleep, and walked through his station.

Building of Dentistry:
"Love overcomes everything but caries!"

How did you know I love Anime? and [

<Blondie> Who will come to me tonight? Sleeping with me?
<Sindbad> Oh how! I want!
<Gluecker> Just the bull for the horns! A young girl! and :)
<Blondie> How about it? I can’t really say, stop me with the windscreen. They can misunderstand. I really had a wind flying! and :(
<Gluecker>...

to this:

I go to work in the subway, I press to my heart with both hands onions of strawberries with strawberries, reluctantly mint. My aunt pushes me, I almost fall, she is so wicked:
Must hold on! What are you having such gold luck?
I turn to the aggressor, make sorrowful eyes and gently say:
This is Kesha... He goes to the Animal Cemetery...

How she shrugged! =) is
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It would be even cooler if fresh blood flowed out of the basket "Cash". Visit would be...

At work, we organized a hotline for citizens' appeals, etc.
They sat a blonde (she sits here 5m from me) and gave her a Cisco IP phone.
The chief of staff comes in and asks her, What is your phone number?
She looks at the phone screen and says - My number 24-05-10
The President’s response is today’s date.

A 14-year-old sister sent, read on a girl's forum:

Cat: I’m in love with a guy and he’s lulling me he’s giving me puddles :rose: I’m here wanting to puddle but I can’t tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tagged with :blush:
Valerie: What is it that prevents you from pacing him?
He is cuddling!!!! :!by :!by :!by :

here here :
The action of Google, installed on the start page of the game Pakmen, is recognized as a sabotage aimed at stopping work in most Russian offices.
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We America at one time barely declared war, when because of the Tetris they were there everyone was killed at work.
Tetris was invented by the Russians.

XXX: You have a Nobel laureate of Nureat to call us fools!?!?!? to
YYY: That is enough for me.

And yet the mosquito is a strange creature... He knows that they will be beaten or poisoned – no, you still have to move to the 12th floor and feed over the ear...