cakeinpanic: "You have the right to keep despair. Anything you say may be very sad"

Russia is an amazing country. Only we can win a Porsche Cohen lottery every day without ever participating in it.

XXX: in general, it seems that everything is possible in the summer, and in the winter, that everything is gone)))
YYY: There is such a topic. When you wake up, and it is already light and sunshine, and it is 6 - 7 in the morning already, you run into the shower. Then you prepare 30-40 circles around the house, you prepare an Offgen breakfast)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Is this often the case with you? 😉
YYY: never = (

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm They have grown, cool, I like it!
I: It is offensive. At least once you said, let’s say "Anya, you have beautiful eyes"
Q: You have such breasts that my eyes fell out!

Are there no pharmacies in the office?
WOW: There is! There is a rope, soap, insinuation how to assemble tabouret and make a loop and a note with the word "Help" :)

In the last series, Dr. House died at the first minute, and the remaining 43 minutes show how he is engaged in diagnosing an unknown disease in Satan in Hell and comes to the conclusion that the latter's desire to mock souls by a sinner is a symptom of lupus.

My mom when talking on Skype on the webcam wanted to show the interlocutor the webcam on which she was talking!!! Takes in his hands, turns, catches a stupor and says, “Mash, I don’t understand that, yeah???... I can’t calm down the third hour.)

The Tourist. Russian actors play Russian actors. All very truthful and realistic. For example, they pursue Jolie and Depp on the Venetian channels, and one of them (Russian bandits) who fell into the water, Depp manages to rub a boat screw. Another bandit is fighting in his hearts. In pure Russian, without an accent: "Devil take!"

Did I ever think I would ever forget how to share a column!!!( by

Yesterday I thought I just wanted female happiness.
Happiness came in the evening. It fucked me, spread over the whole bed and grabbed me. I am fucking.

I read the news on the local website, the topic: "Siberian deputies outraged the postponement of “Good night, kids!”"
The first stone: Shame! Give back your favourite program!

Isaiah 03.04.07 - 19:04
Let us meet!?...

Alexis 24.05.12 - 11:21
Better late than never. Go to! and :)

The method of knitting and spinach is especially good when a person knows that in the event of something he and the spinach can fuck.

There was a commercial offer today. One of the items: "Our company employs qualified employees with more than 10 days of experience". But honestly...

From the discussion of revenue from websites with online tests on RSDN:

XXX: I’ve always wondered how much profit such a site brings.

YYY: I worked in Miami for a company that creates such websites. The database contained thousands of similar sites, thousands of domain names, hundreds of registered corporations for dismantling legal claims. Annual profit of $200 million in the year. The staff is about 200 people plus about 100-200 remote employees. The company exists for 3 years. The information collected about users was used for the company’s own marketing purposes and sold to thousands of subscribers. One thought on “Are you a diabetic?” So the time between the answer to this question and the call from the operator with the offer to buy medicines for diabetics, did not exceed a few minutes.

You can’t predict anything at all (Hismeto)

The third friend, seeing this thing, joyfully rushed to the jinn, but stumbled at the stone and cried out in his hearts, "Derm!" When I see what kind of guys are chosen by cute young ladies, the question arises... girls, have you not stumbled on the stone?

The guys! If you look at what girlfriends (a complete lack of brain, conscience and at least any moral foundations, the manners of market trading, and about appearance and habits it is better to be silent in general) some of you choose, then you can think that those some, stumbling, used a more popular Russian word.

Listen I noticed this trend when I am at work, advertising Yandex offers English courses, training, etc. And when I’m at home, there’s all kinds of sex shops.
WOW: Don’t tell anyone about it anymore.

Interestingly, did the Minister of Education and you hear these words?
You understand that the knowledge of an engineer is now required of the modern worker. He must be able to think with the calculation of an economist. And for this it is necessary to learn." (c) A big change

Call the Audi dealer.
Client: "I can’t remove the front headsets, no buttons, nothing. I’ve been trying to remove it for half an hour. Please help"
Master: " Press the button under the cover and push it up"
The client clarifies where to go several times, the master, irritated, explains again and again.
The client, apparently, hears that the master is boiling: "I'm sorry for the boredom, but I weigh 105kg and I'm a former wrestling master. I need to know exactly where to press, or the chair is already suspiciously screaming...."

and :)