The Untold Dragons:

Few people know that the creature that in the film "The Hobbit" is called a dragon is actually a whirlwind.
Well, Kembertbach had only enough wings in his hands. I will explain: the whirlpool has only one, the rear pair of limbs, and instead of the front - cross wings.

Viverna, in addition to having only 2 pairs of limbs, is distinguished by a snake neck, a long tail with a tail, in some conceptions a smaller ( Snake) peel (or even smoother skin), a lack of intelligence and is a poisonous, not a fire-blowing creature. In addition, it is believed that the spirits are much smaller, and are lower dragon-like. And yes, they do not love gold, but fresh and not very meat.
So the fire-breathing, quite intelligent Smog with unbreakable scaly and titanic dimensions and age, it is more likely to be a dragon, even without front legs.

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If you want, let’s make it tonight.
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We have a pen from the ass.
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The Maritime Customs. Early morning. The port is asleep, the controllers are asleep, the ships are asleep on the railroad, and the customs are asleep in half-eye. And suddenly, the idyll is disturbed by the voice on the ration (the ration of all services is set to the same wave):
Radio 8 (dispatcher), radio 8, answer “Gus-Kristall” (name of the vessel).
The controller is silent. The ship requested contact several times. And here is an unrecognized sleeping voice on the same channel:
You’re not a crystal goose, you’re a fucking scapegoat.
A minute of silence, then the question:
Who is talking?! to
Another sleeping voice:
Everyone is saying...

I came to the military committee about how to be and what to do if I lost my certificate.

He was sent to some "Vasilievna" in order to get a folder with samples of claims of loss. After 30 minutes of searching for this folder, Vasilyevna issued a verdict - samples of claims about loss... lost :)

Long worked in the store of disks and very often people without looking bought add-ons to the games, which themselves are not installed, and require the original game while costing much cheaper than the original. And I had a companion just a champion in customer service. Once again the guy bought an add-on, according to my to Postal2, and on the disk the store sticker is the finest from corner to corner: Requires the installation of the original game. A day later returns with the demand for a refund due to the reason: not established. Dialogue with the partner.

Do you have an original game?

No is

The partner is broken and pointing with his finger to the already broken sticker on the packaging:

God gave you eyes, in school you were taught to read, and what do you want from me?! to

I have a small store, I sell all kinds of souvenirs. In general, the profit is small, so you often have to work at the counter. He hired a girl to help. To pay a lot of it does not work out, somewhere around 12-13 comes out.



Recently she comes to work and tells her that her grandmother was somewhere in Moscow, she was already old, so the inheritance remains, a bank account somewhere for 3 million. Luckily, I think they and their husband rent the room, he does not earn much, even if they buy something, maybe they will put on a deposit.



He is currently driving a Range Rover. He tells us, they thought and decided to buy a car for all 3 million. I complained that it was only 3 thousand. and expensive.

Apparently there is some magical love for Range Rover'am in not rich people. In general, a small story told about his comrade by my colleague: Comrade from far from a wealthy family and, say so, not with the best education. He works in security and especially apparently he does not need anything from life. A couple of years later he married his girlfriend and so it turned out that inherited both of them left an apartment, nothing special - 1 room. At their family council, it was decided that the second apartment was not needed and it would be sold. So did the apartment was sold for almost 5 million rubles and to spend the money was decided on... Range Rover Sport... You understand yourself that it is impossible to service a car with a security guard.



And the comrade himself was proud that he had the best car for the whole business center, although the money was not enough even to change the oil in it.

I am a programmer and I am a game developer. And about two years ago I had two interviews in one day:



At the first, I was asked as a test task to implement a small module for their game. Understanding how much it costs to implement a full-fledged module on the freelance market (not the first day in the market), I made a schematic sketch that perfectly showed my abilities and proved that I could. Not getting a full piece that they could get into their project, they (I was interviewed by two - a timlid and someone else, I never understood who) explained to me that I was foolish and asked to leave.



I went to the second interview. It went like this:

How much do you want?

and 80

Can you start tomorrow?



and all! I have been working there since then and everyone is happy.

This is a distortion that occurs with age. The gardens.

20408: Do not teach others to live!
What is wrong, for example, with onanism in adulthood?
First, it is pleasant. Secondly, it is useful (I know for myself). In the third, it does not interfere with family life at all, but rather diversifies it.
But you read something there and came here, to us, to spread the good news, and in the case, quite strange - the return of children and animals to the institutions.
Where is logic? Where is meaning?

<suicide-harley> Note: the dildo, covered with radium fluorescence, not only pleasantly shines in the dark, but also has a great penetrating ability.

Features of people who believe in the conspiracy theory news - high levels of stress, low IQ, low self-esteem

xxx: I was born 300 meters from the passageway and a significant part of my life (worn in vain) revolved in the aviation and space spheres. Read what I am going to write, remember and pass on to others: there could not have been any flights to the moon.
IQ: In the mid-1980s, it was suddenly discovered that humans have two types of intelligence: one responsible for abstract thinking and creative abilities, the other for survival in the herd. IQ measures the second type of intelligence. In addition, there are errors and ambiguities in the tests. If they tell me I have a high IQ, I’ll consider it an insult.

Don’t worry, they won’t tell you.

You didn’t shed a tear when you watched Hachiko, you reacted calmly to the killing of Han Solo, and even the death of John Snow didn’t touch you, but you’ll cry out of disgust when you see what happened to Chodor.
I don’t understand, you’re talking about Chodorkovsky?

The article on the GickTimes "24-layer cardboard house is assembled in 1 day, will last a minimum of 50 years", the first comment:
I’ve heard that some people have to sleep in cardboard boxes.
But why did I think they got those boxes for free, not for $30,000?

The idea for tyres: “Forget about Finnish nitrogen! We use a special gas mixture that improves depreciation, adhesion to road canvas and other characteristics of the wheel. The unique composition! 78,09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.03% carbon dioxide, as well as special additives: neon, methane, helium, crypton, hydrogen and xenon!

Features of people who believe in conspiracy theories have been established - high levels of stress, low IQ, low self-esteem.

That’s all the reptilians invented. Now, if you start telling someone about them, you will be labeled a low IQ and sent to rest from stress.

Yyy: Smart people who believe in conspiracy theories will not participate in the study.

The Yandex News:

"Obama called for personal meeting with the victims of Hiroshima"

He has never been so subtly insinuated before.

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If the physicist cannot explain his words to the cleaner, he does not understand what he is saying.

I’ve heard somewhere that there are no big riders of themselves than physicists. Especially nuclear physicists.

HH: And then, the first from the East flies out from the second time.

Wow, how you’re all for the ball! It was a regular work of automation, the possibility of postponing the launch for a day is always provided by the schedule, and this happens very often in the Russian Federation, and in the United States, and on any cosmodrome. Yes, the pathetic shot did not come out. Should you have "Avoid"? Yes, she would have flown. And if there was something serious, I would have hit the whole starting table with this new-fashioned riding booth. And the emergency system looks different: the fuel is poured, the rocket is taken back to the MIC and forged to the next launch window.

xxx:...This leatherhead turned out to be such a handle – just a face hand!
WOW: So is it? He did not play badly...