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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142446
 24.06.2017
We came to a building material store, buy nails for assembling floors. According to estimates, we needed about 1,000 pieces. Nails are sold by weight - hence the question, how to buy a thousand? Weigh 10 pieces and multiply by 100. We get about 1000.
We approach the seller and say:
You need a thousand nails like that.
Seller: What am I going to count for you?
Take 10 pieces and multiply by 100.
She takes the calculator and counts: 10 multiply by 100 (five seconds of silence).
I am a thousand.
She: Well what does that mean? How to weigh?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №142445
 24.06.2017
Neirfy
The fucking. Did I tell you about the fence?
Sinister
by Nea.
Neirfy
There is a garden nearby, there was always a gathering there before, all that. There was a fence now.
Neirfy
have done! Drawing is complete. Not one door. Today a man walked with paper orals on the phone:
Do we have a debt? How not? With what mandelstam do I open the door here?! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №142444
 24.06.2017
Recommendations for the light series:

- The series two thousand second year, I thought I would put for the background on the sleep.

And it is like Ogog, and then Egege and N-na!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №142443
 24.06.2017
In general, if b / u without guarantees sold with a discount of less than 50-70% I just won't buy - the new will cost in the end "cheaper".
And with the trends on the recycling fee - soon for b / o will start paying =)
So far I recently took b/u in the state of "almost new" (the film is, a couple of scratches in unclosed places), a month's warranty, 3 days of manicure for 25 and 35% of the price of the new one. And taking something out of hand for 70-80% of the price of the new consider it a complete nonsense and consumed sellers.
.............
pffffffff
Do not take. I’d rather give it for nothing than sell it to someone like you.
The Example. I sell children’s shoes. Dear ones. With a 20% discount on the purchase.Even times the boots are expensive. But it turned out that the child (just not walking this year) wore them three times.
I’ll give it for 500 r. Do not take it. If I don’t do it by September. It is better to give a gift to such a good man than to sell it for a penny.

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