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[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7196
 24.06.2008
Yeshmulian (15:46:02 23/06/2008)
Fuck me, I am rushing. A young man came to work to arrange his work. Instead of a regular questionnaire, he was given a questionnaire for the designer. And there on the reverse side is a point, Draw a plan of the kitchen. The poor man sat for ten minutes and drew two rectangles: in one was written the table, in the other the refrigerator.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №7195
 24.06.2008
My window is open. I live above the store. I hear :
A whispering voice.
I want an ice cream (what I didn’t know)
Basically the father:
and no.
I want!
Argument your claim.
A minute’s pause (see they both spotted the phrase)
The wild whirlwind:
Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Welcome to you!!!! to
A heavy breath.
Strong position...which?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7194
 24.06.2008
Fuck, how you fucked up with your devid bley... in your mouth your legs and fuck in your ass.

Plushed

Here are these guys...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7193
 24.06.2008
Girls on an unheavy spike in the vacuum - it's still fine!
At Koresh, the physics lecturer began his tasks with the words: an artillery charge of mass n gets into a bus with children.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №7192
 24.06.2008
Shaman (11:34:21 21/06/2008)
I have a girlfriend, I’m not interested in pirates.
S1feR (11:34:34 21/06/2008)
If honest, I’ve always liked you.
S1feR (11:34:50 21/06/2008)
I liked you as a friend.
S1feR (11:35:02 21/06/2008)
Until I started counting on you.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7191
 24.06.2008
QW: How about the pictures?
Did you forget your breasts at home?
asd: fucking, out of the shell...when I wrote, I accidentally went...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7190
 24.06.2008
Lash, I am a blonde! and (
Have you painted?! to
Fuck, I bought the car.
- I'm driving for a month and I understand that the shower is still blonde, and the natural dark hair color, two higher and high IQ - that is, apparently, a congenital mimicry at the level of genetic mutations, caused by the need to preserve the appearance.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №7189
 24.06.2008
The first match was lost because the payment did not pass.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7188
 24.06.2008
Call the insurance company.
and allo. Is it... fear?
and yes. I listen to you.
- I hit a person here and he broke my mirror on a new car... Tell me how to fix this and how to get compensation for repairing the mirror???? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7187
 24.06.2008
She: Do you really think our relationship can be called serious?
He says, “I’m really afraid of you and I’m not afraid of you!”! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7186
 24.06.2008
I drive through the courtyard. I drive calmly, 20 km/h. I listen to Morandi, I think good. I can see that something is flying in me. Braking on the floor, ABS chokes, the car crashes, a seven-year-old pygaly arrives in the corner of the buffer on a healthy two-way suspension. We stood for 5 seconds and looked at each other. I go out:
Girl, are you not upset? Did not hit?
No uncle, it’s okay. Just put me on a bicycle, or I can’t get in myself.
Well let it. And watch, ride more carefully.
I sit in the car, I think: "Courageous, it will go far... if it survives."

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7185
 24.06.2008
I went unpainted out on the street.
I went to the store...
A 25-year-old man looked around me from foot to head for a long time, after which the dialogue
Girl, do you feel good?
Aha
Are you not afraid of your heart?
Nea

I am referring to the seller: "4 adrenaline rush"
You are "suicide?and "

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7184
 24.06.2008
Dmitry Anatolyevich, I wonder, do you only read the top or the abyss too? We are also waiting for fresh stories from the Kremlin at the tower.
People, let’s get up to the top, maybe he just reads the top?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №7183
 24.06.2008
11 When we follow. Playing the match?
222 on Thursday
222 on Sunday.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7182
 24.06.2008
Wisdom is simply the ability not to demonstrate stupidity.

http://aforizmi.narod.ru

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №7181
 24.06.2008
I washed the dishes today, I hear something fall under the dishwasher, it turned out

Because of my knee, I don’t remember what it’s called. All the water

stumbled on the floor. Start cleaning water quickly (neighbors have already flooded)

of times). The floor was washed, under the dishwasher stood a cane without house, in which

There was water. What can a normal woman do?

Is she blonde? Naturally, I take the cane and pour water into the dishwasher.

Water on the floor again.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №7180
 24.06.2008
The sadness of madness in us is periodically replaced by euphoria of stupidity.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №7179
 24.06.2008
On the site highlighting the launch of the Great Collider, there is a tumultuous discussion of the consequences of the launch, the people are positive and all massively rejoice at the end of the world. One of the comments pleased with the positive:

If suddenly it is someone of the believers will read - ask the gentlemen to record on the video the destruction of the planet and do not make a backup of the BD. thanks

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №7178
 24.06.2008
received...
There was another email with the topic "SPAM - THIS A LOT OF CLIENTS"
Signature below: Call the time!
by tel.: (495)543 57 83 (Moscow); (812) 931.Z9.77 (St. Petersburg) icq 397-095-807

Do not let them sleep us, but let us sleep them?

– is
Bring to top plz.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №7177
 24.06.2008
I was on the subway today, almost squeezed. In the train hanged the advertisement of some Disney cartoon, so there the main character - a robot, whose head strongly smiles on the head of Macron from Quake 2. So, came some 4 guys, carefully looked at this advertisement, and, with the words "This is he", scratched it. The passengers look them in the eyes. The guys turn around, inspect everyone and one of them gives out: "Please stay calm. The main character of this cartoon is the distant ancestor of the Technocratic leader Strogg, who will attempt to capture the Earth in 2065. We were sent from the future to destroy everything related to the cartoon and stop the war. After that, all four patiently waited for the next station and went out... The passengers were just in the ash.

c) Riffrunner

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