The king called Ivanushka the fool and said:
If you don’t bring two speaking birds tomorrow, I’ll cut off my head.
Ivan brought phyllin and vortex. The King says:
Let them say something.
Ivan asks :
What was vodka in the store before?
The whore:
and chiric.
by Ivan Phillip:
“And you, Philine, confirm it.
by Philin:
I confirm it.

And then, my invisible, says: "And what, Philin says ‘I confirm’?"

"Is this an event?"- said the woman: "This is just a case in our lives!"

xxx: You know, when I was on a long-term trip to Almaty, my dinner usually consisted of a bottle of port wine
Sometimes I get drunk...

From the worker:
Why are you asking me about this, do you use this shit?
You are writing that shit!
Why are you ordering such shit?

Gaurven: I complain to a girlfriend in the ash, that other moms do not communicate on the site, it is boring to walk. He advises: watch out who is dressed like and shake up with a shrug about the shirts. I watched. One of them has a picture of a favorite York, the other has a straw from Versace, and the third has the inscription "I love cats". And I sit in the "Cisco" maque, it’s white, it’s not hot. Yes, I think the protocols do not match. And then we had a disconnect nipple happened, and it didn’t happen before that.

Queen B#$D and the betrayer of the Motherland
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The motherland of the queen is Spain, she was married against her will, the king did not put her in a penny, and she lived in constant fear for her life. Would she be concerned about the interests of France?

Read and understand are different things. It's like a movie about d'Artagnan - you can enjoy battles on swords and horse chases at 10 years old, but to see that the queen is a b#$d and a traitor to the Motherland, Constance - the fifth column, and d'Artagnan - an unprincipled sperm toxicologist, who sold the Motherland and the king for his grandmother - it already takes some experience and there may even be the help of other people who will open their eyes to the obvious and simple story of how they jumped on horses and flogged on swords.

In our case, the accounting department also considered itself the most important department until the order came to optimize the state.
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Give me a guess - half were fired, the remaining were hijacked with all the work for the same money, they were fired themselves, and your firm gave outsourcing accounting? And now it is done by the same people as before, but working in a specialized accounting firm, and much more expensive?

It is very strange to get something in the pharmacy as a gift.
xxx: and it would be condoms as part of some social action, or pills for brain work
XXX: Even though there is an interesting social action...

Mom is angry.

What’s the fun of taking the same jacket as me and imitating help? This is why doctors always have two surgeons on the operation! One operates and the other does not interfere.

Gaurven: Usually under the windows are painted on the asphalt "Good morning, dear!", "Washa, I love you!" and so on. Today I saw the inscription: "Antonov, return 3000 rubles, or it will be worse!".

by Peter. In a conversation with a friend, a phrase was born:
“In Peter it’s always raining, just sometimes it’s with drops and sometimes without.

I have a sister in humanitarian language education, I am an aviation engineer. Both are afraid of flying. Sister because she doesn't know how it all works, I - because I know))

I will escape from this electropsychic to another office.
Somewhere they called him, came in an hour with some healthy salary, another hour something enthusiastically spelled with her.
Then somehow it cooled, stirred up,
He looks at her carefully and cries.
It is "not going to explode. It does not work. It is boring"
I'm a bit away from him >_<

Here I understand the mosquitoes that fly as soon as you go to bed. Clearly they want to eat. But!! This bastard who waits until the morning and only then comes to drink blood - what do you have, shit, is that diet?? to

On the tracker comment to horror "It / It Follows":
> 9 of 10!
He made fun three times while watching, and one more time while drinking tea!

Behavior is! No, there will be no sex for men to pay!
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If you provide sexual services for material goods, then your pleasure should not worry anyone. You, a smart woman, should please the customer so that he is satisfied with all the money paid. A normal woman, not a prostitute, is paid for pleasure by what pleases her. Do you distinguish? We make money a little differently.

All search engines have recently established the habit of finding out the location of the user. They have a few iPhishniks, so they will ask again "and you are exactly from Surguth". But this is not enough, you have to try to set the GPS coordinates. And after the request to "buy air conditioning in Surgut" start joyfully flooding links to the stores of Moscow and Montegorsk.

Enter the stones on debba.li. I’m tired of reading outrages about questions I didn’t read and that didn’t seem to hold up. Is there little shit here?

I just called the city number of the metalurgist base.
Do you know what I heard?? to
After three bits I heard his mother connecting to the internet ACORP 56K!!!! to
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He heard, even the brand of the modem disassembled, ah...
there is such a thing - the fax is called, by default, just three dots are usually set