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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18493
 24.07.2009
Where is the mouse, don’t you know?
YYY: he went to the cinema in half-orks
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?
Yyy: Well, maybe half-blooded, he was talking on the phone
Have you ever heard of Harry Potter?
YYY: You’ll probably laugh, but I’ve never heard of the Half-Blood Prince either.
XXX is Fig. Do you know anything about House 2?
YYYYY: Yes The show is built at home.
I don’t know how you do it, but I want it too! =) is

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18492
 24.07.2009
The husband goes to work, looks at the kindergarten, greets the daughter: - Good morning, a TV man!
In response he hears, “Good morning, computer man!”

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №18491
 24.07.2009
The Mint! Do you know why they don’t love you? No, not because you can take the police on the case or without it. Your job is like that.
But for the fact that a drunken investigator of the prosecutor's office kills a woman to death, tries to escape and at the same time tires a few more cars, until he is detained by eyewitnesses... he gets only 2 years conditionally!!! And all this is on the rocks all over the country. and Fuck...
That’s why they hate and hate you.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18490
 24.07.2009
There is such a bearded joke with the main theme - "Daddy, Daddy, and where is the sea?"
To the boy, Dad shows the sea for the first time.
Look at the sea, my son.
Where is Moore?
That is it, son!
Where is Moore?
Oh yes, here is it!! to
Where is Moore?
Dad takes him by the hand, leads him to the sea, and kicks him. The boy cries out:
Oh what is it?
This is the sea, my son.
Where is Moore?
____________________________________

And this boy grew up.
Kesha, where are you? I am on Moore!
Hi, where are you? I am in Moore.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18489
 24.07.2009
<Mad> The most difficult work in socks. They are on their feet all day!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18488
 24.07.2009
On the subject of the pimple on the scrotum and the reflection of the knee...
My wife (at the time) accidentally bitten my scrotum to blood during the type of games and kind of affection. The reflex was double – first with the hand in the forehead (chess the word reflexively) well, and the second in the back with the foot... because from the hand hit she did not squeeze her teeth and led her back. The egg behind her. The leg behind the egg. It was very painful (

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18487
 24.07.2009
Answers from Google

Damblemort: How to sleep 2-4 hours a day and be energetic and vibrant at the same time?
Shock_one: Sleep 8-10 hours a night :-)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18486
 24.07.2009
She (23:04:31 22/07/2009)
Here's how many cigarettes I smoked in these days if I bought a pack on Monday morning and it just ended.
He (23:04:54 22/07/2009)
20 is

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18485
 24.07.2009
I play PES2009 with Russian comments. The ball hits the player in his mouth and then Utkin pronounces: "Uffffffffffffff...and...I sympathize with this player...he fell straight...khm...I would say straight on the MTS".

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №18484
 24.07.2009
xxxxx: all my friends tell me what kind of man I am, any guy I can handle and cut off, so be careful with me
Don’t worry, you’re an ordinary fool.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18483
 24.07.2009
from ZH:
The road by car home by the navigator looks like this: “Bla, where I am...bla, where I am...bla, I’ve been here two minutes ago...bla, where I’m...bla, where I’m...Opa, I’ve come!”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18482
 24.07.2009
Let us share the world... the sea to you, the waves to me; the sky to you, the stars to me; the sun to you, the light to me... or better - all to you... and you to me.

YYY: Let us better share the world...Solar panels to you, the plug-in module to me; the cabin company to you, the crystallizer-CHSK-1 to me... or better - ALL TO YOU... one fuck it drowned!

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18481
 24.07.2009
One guy said in the ZAGS for a joke "No". The registrar did not evaluate the jokes and sent them another 2 months to think. And the guys already ordered everything, planned... And in the end they never married, separated.

Do not joke with this!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18480
 24.07.2009
In the office is just azzky shit.
The cleaner went to Bali.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18479
 24.07.2009
Announcement in the newspaper:
Truckers are sober and strong
by tel. (495) ***-**-**

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18478
 24.07.2009
Instead of the inscription something like "for first aid" there in large letters is written "for passing the check";

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №18477
 24.07.2009
My cat is an animesic, nothing to say, only to stumble :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18476
 24.07.2009
I offer a new ending of quotes: "they were all the cinema"

[ + 252 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18475
 24.07.2009
Is it from the Issue Issue? Uttar Pradesh Uttar Pradesh Uttar Pradesh

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №18474
 24.07.2009
Sitting is faster than standing. c) Sj

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