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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33470
 24.07.2010
[sic] (17:29:32 24/07/2010)
By the way, I came up with a name that characterizes my way of constantly googling something.

[sic] (17:29:35 24/07/2010)
The outcast!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33469
 24.07.2010
X: Keep your cards. What are they made of, by the way?
X: From the bones of your enemies? XD is
Y is no.
Y: From the tree.
The graves of my enemies.
X: O_O

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33468
 24.07.2010
He: I do not raise such topics in the presence of personalities deprived of the attribute that distinguishes a man from a woman.

She printed...

he: I’m about kadik, of course, so you can wipe out all the accusations in the bag that I printed)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33467
 24.07.2010
Just the taxi driver on the phone asked where to send the "machine", which "address", learned the number of the "home" and the nearest "crossroads". And in the end, she offered to wait for the “call” and called me “young man”!! What a fucking cute thing! :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33466
 24.07.2010
Opening the fridge filled with strawberries, I first think that happiness is still there, but then I realize with bitterness that there is nothing to eat at home except strawberries.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33465
 24.07.2010
I went on the street yesterday. I am passing by two men: one is letting the cracks with mounting foam, and the other is sitting and watching. There is the following conversation between them:
1: Put a little more foam into the slit.
2: No, I think it is enough.
1: Oh, and I’d go out...

If I wore, soft walls and spacious shirts, I think, would have been provided.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33464
 24.07.2010
Commentary on the photo of Tom York (songwriter Radiohead):

Natalia Kolesova
It looks like Tom York.

Alexander of Cannabis
What a Tom York when he’s a Radiohead soloist!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33463
 24.07.2010
The heat clearly divided people into losers and those with air conditioning. The other divisions are invented.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33462
 24.07.2010
XXX (Friday around midnight)
We are slaves tomorrow and after tomorrow. The day
Officially announced

yyy (24.07.2010 00:10)
I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping, I’m sleeping, I feel sorry.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33461
 24.07.2010
Heisenberg: Well, let’s go out and find out about men!! to
Jesse: What is Nardy again?? to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33460
 24.07.2010
<Ikrill> I have a friend living nearby. He studied in Baumanka in second grade.
<Ikrill> In general, she said to me in a tone, as if she was telling prophetic truths: "After graduating from the university, they will take the executive position, just looking at the diploma".
<Ikrill> I barely got a cup of tea...
<Ikrill> And in general, I would like to look at such employers, who choose exclusively by name, and immediately on managerial positions.
<chaos> in such an office that only takes diplomas, and it is not worth going
<chaos> because there is a fear that others are also taken for diplomas
<chaos> and you have to manage them.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №33459
 24.07.2010
Questions in the forum:

Niki: Tell me, if I left a drop of sperm on the toilet, is there a chance to get pregnant to my sister and mother?
Tin: There are no words.
Yogo: There is, warn your sister and mother.You may not warn your dad, but you should.
Kostyara: No need to warn anyone, he has arrived.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №33458
 24.07.2010
XXX: Looking at the fan
xxx: I really want to push my fingers there and touch the rotating blades, but I’m scared
X: On the other hand, the fan designers had to take into account the existence of idiots like me and make the fan spots safe in such situations.
HH: But I’m scared anyway.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №33457
 24.07.2010
XXX is
Fuck, this is PC.
XXX is
There is a cat on the table, next to my cup of tea. The cat looks at me thoughtfully, then on the cup, then stretches out the leg and dumbly hits the cup from the table.
XXX is
The fucking. It is very difficult to argue and roar at the same time.
YYYY
"and hole you relaxed, master?" *ROFL*
XXX is
Oh yeah yes)
XXX is
Now I have a pen without a pen.
XXX is
and without tea.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №33456
 24.07.2010
I work as a designer in a printing industry. Room without windows, semi-submerged, ventilation almost no. Of all the means of rescue, the floor miracle is a la condea and a fan. At 36 inside weakly helps... random customers open an idyllic picture: 2 designers, pressing a barrel to each other, sit in front of the fan and with the point of the serial maniac splash on him with water - from a flower watering machine. against the flow of air. Pleasantly cuddling and cuddling from pleasure. The sea is fucking.)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33455
 24.07.2010
The pop had a dog, the pop killed her.
Then put it in the basket and restore it.

Andreyvo: And shortcut created, and the inscription wrote...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33454
 24.07.2010
Survey is what you usually do when your nick is somewhere busy.
Proklado4ka_A11ways: My nick is usually free :DD

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33453
 24.07.2010
The cat has a shameful feature - every time when moving in the car, he blows out of fear in his transportation.

So, again, we come, loading out small business and then transportation. Naturally, a small figure immediately runs to rescue his combat friend. And here, already carrying a cat in his hands, the activist pronounces a historical phrase:
Oh, how he was sweating!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33452
 24.07.2010
The question to the scientists - here the sandwich fell, and he took, and swallowed with oil with filling up - how to explain it?? to
<Batsilla> dik: Elementary. You didn’t smell the oil on the other side.
<Batsilla> Repeat the experiment.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33451
 24.07.2010
The girl:
I think we’re going to have a bitch today.)

The guy:
Did you cuddle again??! to

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