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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67493
 24.07.2012
Silent_Spectator: and again the questionnaires
Spectator: "Describe yourself in three words" - Intelligent, active, thoughtful, attentive

[ + 28 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67492
 24.07.2012
dyatlofob:People, if the INN is required for a new job, can it be done without receiving it? Or I can get a white ZP without INN

ve4erka: In this case, they usually say "you do not fit us by your professional qualities", "too little work experience" or simply "you do not fit us". And they can say "we will call you" and not call you. And then they go to colleagues and say "again these fucking sectarians came, INNs do not want to receive".

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67491
 24.07.2012
I love my country!!! to
Today, in the electricity industry, one broken type explained to another, less broken, the type principle of the operation of a nuclear power plant on the example of a self-propelled apparatus!!! to
Most importantly, he explained it right.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №67490
 24.07.2012
Correspondence on the American YouTube channel:

XXX: Nothing, and music fucking

YYY: no u

XXX: learn first to speak Russian ))

YYY: My grandfather’s car has a hole in the envelope

XXX: What is it, his mother, now was???? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67489
 24.07.2012
He is:
My joy goes to sleep, I pray.
He is:
He hugged strongly, laid on the bed, lay next to him, began to whisper on his ear the structure of the scheme of a non-reversible asynchronous electric motor.
He is:
Sleep and family.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №67488
 24.07.2012
I play the second devil for the assassin, nearby brother is reading something. I try to pick up the bullshit, there is a whispering sound and a female voice says: “I can’t do it anymore!”" A brother who understands the tone: “Alcoholic Simulator?”"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67487
 24.07.2012
20:43 MAVRODI: Come the messengers, I built!

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67486
 24.07.2012
In response to "Turn the tube, demonstratively leave, offend, psycho, send. Do you think these are girls? No is! These guys are "

To bite, to mate, to chew, to smoke, not to clean up and behave like pigs.
Do you think these guys? No is! These are the girls now.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №67485
 24.07.2012
with VIO
Should men get married? It seems like you can live all your life alone.
LILU: In any case! You must definitely get married, after all, happiness is not the main thing in life)))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67484
 24.07.2012
>>> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
It’s actually incredibly difficult if there are more than one...
1. fuck them because of the comp you pull to the table (as long as you pull one out, the other is already cutting something)
After the first drink, the music is turned on to the computer.
3. after the second - start to show each other porn (from "fresh downloaded")
Third-fourth-fifth - between successful phrases Quake-Doom-HL2
Not to vodka - dispute how to hardware to solve the problem of the non-standard stack of the 4th level

so that about "hello world" is in vain - not about the prospects, it is they in the morning after drinking the sms sent with such a text - not to worry, because alive and not through the police department arrived at home...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67483
 24.07.2012
and ah. So you dress up and then show up like "hole you watch?". You have to defile, demonstrate, here and there, I evaluate. Don't like it - dress the parange and shoot only before the one you want to attract.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67482
 24.07.2012
>Hey to you! You are beautiful!! How are you? How did you say goodbye to the Academy?? to

Yes, it was great, judging by the photos, and judging by the fact that I don't remember how we were photographed - so you're actually sick.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67481
 24.07.2012
The headline of the news on the regional website: "Because of the "Post of Russia" half of the letters in the Irkutsk region come late"

-"There is only one question. Who is not to blame for the second half?

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67480
 24.07.2012
Dutch>
The Russians don’t really like Russia and want to leave, but if you start insulting Russia and the Russian people, you can get fucking!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67479
 24.07.2012
He told a distinguished doctor, he works in a trauma.
An original patient came to him.
The man was driving at night on an empty road, not touching anyone, quietly silent in his nose.
I caught a hollow hole.
The result is a curved disk of the wheel, a twisted finger and a broken nostrils.
Drivers be careful.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67478
 24.07.2012
BopoH: to transport all pseudo-actors from the maneuver for the MKAD need 1 trillion rubles
BopoH: Trillion
BopoH: In 5 years in this country will be sewing aqua-liards? Because the names of large sums are simply ending.
BopoH: Jobs turned around in the grave, and Brin and his Google went into a drinking state, giving Motorola’s company to a homeless boy. Roma nervously shattered "Chelsea"...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67477
 24.07.2012
I was in the clinic today and watched the picture. Two administrative-type aunts run through the cabinets and discuss in which cabinet how many computers and other equipment needs to be installed. Finally they get to the laboratory (where the tests are taken) and report:
Here we will put you two processors, two printers.
to the question of the frightened lab assistant "what is it?" followed the answer " this software for MONITOR" :)

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67476
 24.07.2012
The story of a girl psychologist in the group of volunteers in Crimea:

"And then came the message of the second wave. We walked faster than we saw the road. The panic was indescribable. One girl was covered - I first wanted to strengthen her, but then I remembered that the psychologist began to reassure.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67475
 24.07.2012
I am standing at the entrance of the park, waiting for a girl. Beyond passes apparently not so well agreed on the meeting place guy. I hear my phone scream "Nastia!!! This is the park, this is the park, this is the park!and "

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №67474
 24.07.2012
Q: What do you think, if you learn to read your thoughts, will you be able to listen to music through people in your headphones? In the metro, for example?
WOW: XD I think the quality will be hassle)) as in.amr
Wow: Or not, you’ll hear a man singing mentally, and that’s shit at all!

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