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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117682
 24.08.2015
The optimist is half drunk and the pessimist is half sober.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №117681
 24.08.2015
The issue of import substitution.

I sit in a cafe, and there Russian videos are shown on the big screen. Naked butts in Victoria Secret trousers, cabriolets from Mustang to Bentley, mountain serpentines of Italy, iPhones and whiskey...
Why shouldn’t the Russian show business also engage in import replacement? No, I’m not suggesting crushing Timati with a bulldozer! Just buckle in the frame of Vyatsky quas, take photos on the Yotafon, ride on the Priors with Georgian tapes against the background of the most beautiful landscapes of Penza or Omsk, and wrap the Pavloposadsky T-shirt on your buttocks! This is true patriotism!!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117680
 24.08.2015
Only by sitting on the floor in a lotus posture and relaxing, you understand simple things: you need to wash under the closet, and out where the phone is charged.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117679
 24.08.2015
Per with my question, I am going to... birth... how is it in Russian? Create a shit.
But I wonder who should buy condoms, a boy or a girl, if they do.
They are not married and do not live together, but simply communicate on the backdrop of bed and bed matters.
I was recently told that I should do it (and preferably for my own money), like this is accepted.
Is it suspicious?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117678
 24.08.2015
Alcohol is like a drinker, it is almost impossible to smoke!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117677
 24.08.2015
May beat for oral contraceptives, which in essence (according to some doctors of science) are abortive

Moreover, according to some RAEN academics, the soul appears in a person at the time of fertilization of an egg.
And the only effective method of contraception, which will not get fucked by God, is abstinence. And it deceives.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117676
 24.08.2015
Legends and myths of the server Rus... excavations of the curgan from empty bottles revealed to the world an ancient artifact – a disk with the 98th screw.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117675
 24.08.2015
Shoes and sex.

Here you can clearly see two types of people, one of them just can't tolerate anyone to prove everything for and against. Others simply took note or immediately tried, without leaving unnecessary comments.

ZY, and some girls in some golf even look offgenic.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117674
 24.08.2015
The topic of the forum is facts about camels.
In particular, the fact is mentioned: "If a camel falls asleep or just rests, it is virtually unrealistic to make him get up until he wants it."
The comment below it: "So this is who I am!".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №117673
 24.08.2015
Philosophers say:
Between the proverb "Eyes are afraid, and hands do" and teenage horrors that masturbation can be blinded, there is definitely a connection.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117672
 24.08.2015
Only in Moscow to ride a bicycle on ordinary sidewalks is easier than on specialized bicycle trails, because there are crowds of people walking on them and they are outraged by what fucking you are here. People, in Europe you would have been fooled for this for a long time and didn’t even look around!

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