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[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117702
 24.08.2015
Do not argue with the fool, the time of the guard.
Even the paparazzi,
How stupid is your brain.
You can’t get the mind anyway.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117701
 24.08.2015
8 I slept badly. In the morning dreamed of the First World War - some Germans driving in a armor. I had to stop them.

And of the weapons - only a cushion, indeed turned into a miserable resemblance of firearms, but absolutely useless.

With a desperate effort of will, he was able to summon a crossroads, caught the Germans in it, but here some peasant with a scream: "Py@to you, comrade!", broke my head.

Somehow I woke up. It is strange.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117700
 24.08.2015
We sit in the office with the programmers, we hear that somewhere a child is crying, flooding.
It seems like we have a new colleague, a young, inexperienced developer, crying all the time.
The code is not compiled.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №117699
 24.08.2015
xxx: The last shit I saw...There is some kind of Chinese doll that is made of high-quality silicone, the simplest thing to say is rubber doll, but silicone that costs something like 10-20K$. Someone sells B/U for $12K, but it also seemed expensive to people who wanted to buy it, so they announced, ATHER! The crowdfunding!!! to
YYY: I don’t even ask.)
XX: They are made up of 25 thousand. that is. they will have one rubber (sorry silicone hunting) for 16 (sixty!!!!) A crazy man.
XXX: They will live on their turn.
xxx: At first, the requirements to the participants were sho-pedezz, now just carry money
Tagged: buyee
YYY: Stop by
XXX: Do you imagine the process?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: You imagine all the absurdity of the situation: the guys in difficulty buy rubber b/u grandmother expensive at a discount. They decide who and when will order it.
XXX: You have to send it to TNT. It breaks the broadcast. House 2 is just a caveat. The new slogan. "Take care of you"

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №117698
 24.08.2015
[14:26:28] KsuBortnik: fucking backs already 71.28
KsuBortnik: a euro 81.6
[14:27:13] Raushan Salimjanov: and we remember the song of Leo Leshenko " la la la la, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la"
[14:27:24] KsuBortnik: (rofl) muahahaha
KsuBortnik: exactly
[14:28:41] Raushan Salimjanov: and here the ruble is like this " and you remember floated in the height, and suddenly the two stars fell, and only shake I understand that it was me and you (the ruble and the tenge). LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY LAY
[14:29:03] KsuBortnik: (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117697
 24.08.2015
Sewa:...and then the Tajiks with the robberies "fought out" 10 years ago! And our members are not mature at all!
Serg: And how did you do it?
They have a deadline for theft under ten!
And we - the qualifications are funny: then went by - took a ride, then without the purpose of theft, etc. This law may be beneficial to anyone.
Serg: A good topic. The lawmakers probably also steal at night, so the time limits are small.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117696
 24.08.2015
“All that doesn’t kill us”
YYY :?! to
zzz:... does it give us experience glasses?

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117695
 24.08.2015

In the last 20-30 years, domestic cats have been living about twice as long.
At this rate, in another 30 years, they will survive the average person.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117694
 24.08.2015
A friendly collective can only exist in the presence of a common enemy.
I went out of the bus in the morning, celebrating my brother's wedding from Friday to Monday, the three nearby came to nature on the same principle, the chef for an unknown reason for an hour has attached to his head one bottle of cold water and drinks from the second. Silence is silent, phones are silent. No one knocks loud on the keyboard.
The customer ran away, first asked for aspirin. You whisper, it must be. :D
And then the secretary calls and asks why we are so sad.
xxx: I haven’t seen such a consensus since we decided to install the air conditioner last summer.

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117693
 24.08.2015
In comments to the post with pictures of paper dolls depicting the marriage couple of the UK:
xxx: The dolls are wonderful, but I don’t understand at all what everyone is wearing with these “Aglitic princes and princesses.” To whom did they surrender?
We shot our princes and princesses.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117692
 24.08.2015
T-shirt "I believe in the ruble" cost 400 rubles, and now 800. Why so?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №117691
 24.08.2015
I broke my karma.
Go into the room and think about your rebirth.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117690
 24.08.2015
I work with admin. A 16-year-old boy came to work. I watched the production process for a long time, asking questions.

“Mom, are you like that all day?
Oh yeah yes.
Do you know what level you could be in Diablo?and.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117689
 24.08.2015
The Kremlin has decided to include the phrase "And I warned you, see" in the list of extremist materials.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №117688
 24.08.2015
I am standing today on the crossing, waiting for a lightforest, a man of age and a husband with a wife. It is red, but there are no cars. A woman rushes to cross the road, her husband surrounds her:
Wherever you go, you can't see - red is burning!
No cars, what should I wait for?
40 seconds to wait, is it a long time?
for long!
A man of age interferes in the conversation:
You don’t have a wife, but a man’s dream. Take care of her!
Is this why?? to
40 seconds is a long time!!! to
The result - the people roast, the woman is border, the husband does not know whether to roast, or what.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117687
 24.08.2015
There are two consecutive distribution tracks:

"Remove from Friends"

"Conserved by ourselves"

Something Lecter immediately remembered.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117686
 24.08.2015
The cat is the only widespread and almost everybody knows domestic animal that is not mentioned in the whole Bible.
The Bible (Old Testament) was written by ancient Jews, who engaged in livestock farming and led a nomadic way of life. Therefore the shepherd Abel is good, and his sacrifice of lambs is pleasing to Yahweh, and the farmer Cain is evil, his sacrifice is not appreciated by the god, and from envy he killed his brother. And now the attention is the question: which nomadic pet cats? Here, the Egyptian farmers (by the way, the contemporaries of the ancient Jews and also not well mentioned in the Bible) had a completely different opinion about these animals.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №117685
 24.08.2015

Ktopopalo: Why wear camouflage in the forest if you don’t go hunting? Always interested. We were just looking for such a special forces man with a heart attack for 3 hours, and he was lying 10 meters from the camp, a predator.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117684
 24.08.2015
A man sleeping in the subway. Goes quite normal, and the face is covered with the mask of Anonymous.

V is to sleep.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117683
 24.08.2015
XHH: all spilled, crazy, on the floor
and laughing)
Theme: Jebana
I am a Aunt.
WOW: 0_o an unexpected statement))
The fucking aunt.
That is insulting! Tagged enter
WOW: late, you did the fireplace out))
The fucking)

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