Everything we don’t do is done for the worst, so it might be better not to do anything.

So it happened that I needed to take a taxi. The taxi arrived, the driver, according to the tradition, speaks Russian with an accent.
We have already gone to our native village, wandering along a narrow village road. At one of the turns on the opposite side is a truck, and so that people have to travel around it and meet it while silent, but to get out.
We approach him, and suddenly a large such crossover begins to travel around him, while coming out to us almost in the forehead. A woman driving. The taxi driver reacted, but late, the woman driving the crossover also stumbled. The mirrors did not disappear. The taxi driver stops, insults with bad words in his native language, from which I realize that the woman is clearly the daughter of the devil and in his homeland women are not allowed to drive. The woman also stopped and waited.
I ask the taxi driver how much the mirror costs. He pretends, he calls the sum. I put my wallet in, I get the money, I extend it. He is confused, says the police need a protocol, let it pay.
No need, I answer, I am in a hurry, and a woman like that can be regretted.
He calmed down, took the money, went on, he nodded his head, what a noble man, a woman regretted.

Well not to explain to me that I didn’t want to read about the following in the protocol of the GIBDD:

Citizen of Durnevo, driving a vehicle of the brand K, belonging to the citizen of Durnevo. She went to the lane intended for opposite traffic and allowed a collision with a vehicle of the brand H..y, under the control of Jamsut Ravshanov. The witness, who was in the a/m mark H..y - a citizen of Durnev, the husband of a citizen of Durneva.

I grieve when I see vacancies as the advantages of working in this company - timely payment of wages. You would still write - you won't be beaten at work, or something like that...

We are on vacation.

I am a husband:

Today is the day I dreamed of as a child. For breakfast – cake, then into the park on the carousel. Lunch with ice cream. For dinner a cake.

The husband:

I am for. All with cognac.