In the dining room:

Do you drink what will you take?
You only have a compot, and I don’t want a compot.
This is not juice.
and yes? And from what?
From Dry Fruits!

From the site collected:
“On September 28th in Olympic Sochi will begin our big corporate holiday – Sberbankiada. Sport for us is a means to create a team spirit, a positive mood, to keep yourself in tone.
Sberbanks Hell - this is the exact name of their units

The Straga:
I do a shabash and I am ashamed... (.Before me it started to do another proger, I doolive and as always a lot of everything needed to add what was not in the tz, and he has a model of direct beauty: the code is arranged, there are comments...but this model is not provided for such global additions that are required, you have to patch your own...
The Straga:
Lose the code like I’m joking on the violin Stradivari (

The provincial supermarket. All products are labeled "Actions! "Good without boundaries!"Buying, you help the child!" In the center of the picture - the owner of the market with his son.

W3rtas(16:13:51 23/09/2010): I recently cleaned the dust refrigerator) the computer started working 20% faster))
Makarić(16:14:40 23/09/2010): Hm... idea) I will try too
MacArthur has gone offline.
MacArthur is online.
Makarić(16:57:25 23/09/2010): I had so much dust accumulated there for half an hour.
Makarish(16:57:50 23/09/2010): There was still some ugliness smashed, all the hands dirty, fu, wiped out all of it)
MacArthur has gone offline.
W3rtas(16:58:10 23/09/2010): ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Love is not when you are well with a man. Without a man it is bad.

As a child and a teenager, I collected cards with cats. And somehow in one set I got a postcard, which depicted a dark and important Persian cat with a harsh household pimple, and next to it a cocker spaniel with a simple good-hearted mouth. This couple seemed very similar to my mom and dad. I shouted, but I didn’t talk about it, I was afraid to offend. The postcard lay on the table for a while, then worked somewhere. Many years have passed and my father has already died. One day, looking through my children's papers, I found this postcard and saw that on the turn of my father's hand was written: "Tanya, remember your father and mother!"

For someone - just a driver's license, and for the inspector - a bread card.

The son of a colleague (8 years old) was asked to write a piece on the topic "Spring in the forest".
She tells us:
I open and read: in the spring, the leaves grow on the trees. The sun blows. Soon nature will revive, encounter and the hunt for females will begin.

5 minutes ago in Mega. "the owner of the car Niva with the state meter k765kh request to approach the place where your car was parked..." nunah this to hear...

Termi: Well I don’t know... You’re talking about Linux, and my brother thinks that the best operating system is Ubuntu – he sends it on the disk from somewhere abroad!
I understand your brother very well. I also can’t tolerate Sri Lanka tea, so I drink only quality Ceylon tea.

of AAA. Why would you leave your girlfriend without thinking?

The BBB. Unwavering drunkenness against the background of terrible frigidity!

Tina Kandelaki is fighting for the homeland.

According to a survey by the Public Opinion Foundation, 64% of Russians feel ashamed of their country. She wrote a big text, embarrassed Russians, exposed sociologists and left no stone on stone from our social pessimism. She detailed the victories of Russia in economics, sport and public life. And at the end of the blog, she asked readers again: "Do you feel ashamed of Russia?"

"Yes" - 80% of respondents have already answered.

What is a talented agitator?

DasHka: Ai Luli, Ai Luli, guests to Dashenka came)

CHUDO: Oh, what are you for?

DasHka: To what Lula got for yesterday’s party (((

Differences between Russian and European.
When everything is okay, the European works calmly and well, and when everything goes through his ass, he panics.
When everything goes through the ass, the Russian mobilizes and does the impossible. When everything is fine, the Russians suffer.

The girl: beauty, figure - class, smile, face, chest, waist, pop - everything is perfect. Nearby a guy: thin, dull, but with a bubble... terrible as death, face in the acne, hair confused, unwashed, br... I thought that once so – I still have a chance in this life.

They came out together from the subway on the Peace Prospect - he planted it in his Mercedes sports cabriolet.

Everyone knew there was no chance.

XXX is a cape.
xxx: How to react when a girl after sex gives you "I am so scary. How can you sleep with me?"? to

It’s hard to be a programmer.
He is: No! It’s hard to be anonymous :-(
You will make my life easier, I will be yours.
I agree, I am going =)

<JacKass> thumbnail
< cat> and what to say about it.
<Tanya> about happiness
<jacKass> about love
<Toronto> about the weather for an emergency
<@juriy> Happiness is what it is! Today’s weather is made for love.

From the guide to the military laptop (presented literally):

"2.3.3 Destroy the built-in Flash disk.
If necessary to destroy the built-in Flash disk, complete destruction and the impossibility of subsequent
Information readings from the disk are achieved by mechanical destruction of the Flash-disk placement zone in the PEVM.
To do this, it is necessary to apply at least 5 strikes with the quavalda GOST 11401-75 (7 kg) in the left corner of the PEVM near the operator. A similar result can be achieved with at least 3 shots from a tabular weapon into the same zone.