Iluhis: Today I met a fellow motorcyclist, who told me a joke: on Saturday a large column of motorcyclists passed through the city accompanied by GAI in which he also was driving. It turned out that in front of us on one of the streets in a taxi his family with a 7-9 year old child. The taxi driver says:
The idiots are coming again.
The little man replied:
It’s my daddy, I’m in the nose of the lady!

July asks for a favor to say "Please". I decided to send her, rearranging the letters in the word, with the suggestion to collect a magical word.
It was "YahooPastle"

Q: Is he scary?
He is a puppy. ]]
Is he like an immortal man? Or as a grandmother?
He is like a pi on his legs!
Q. Is it on your legs??? I can’t remember such a hero!! = )
WOW: and from the very beginning of the march of all the fairy tales to us in the factory driven.)

Dressed
She also)) gave an account to the agent on the ship "Victor Harah"...I call this same agent and gry, and you got Harah?? Department of Evaluation)

Olga: I’m sure I’ll find a beautiful alien!!! I’m going to get rid of this dirty planet =)
Ekaterina:...Ah, he will be with a charming layer of mucus eating even copper on his delicate yellow-violet skin, ten centimeters of spikes, and a couple-three faceted eyes on each of his wonderful sixteen limbs.
Olga:...ahah, ended up and smoked =))))... let’s go!!!! to
I will kill you! >.<
Olga: But for what?? to

Message from my girlfriend:
Fuck, I wonder how you feel when I kiss you there. I’m sorry I don’t have a pipeline. At least for the day. I would just blow you in the pop so that you don’t stick to me so often.

I found a copy of my email'a:

For whom: Valery Sh.
by Nikita K.

Natasha, new models have appeared.
With respect, Alexander

Dammit
   
The weather widget says that behind the window -273 degrees Celsius, zero humidity, no wind at all and zero pressure

Dammit
   
I am on Mars!

Do you brake?
I went to the kitchen
A good appetite?
WOW: No, with a light steam, the tea poured on itself (