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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №87417
 24.09.2013
here here :

At a parental meeting at the school, the director first stated that the lyceum was in the 100 best schools of Russia, somewhere around 70th place. He then told me about the visit of the prosecutor. Investigators investigated why students scored above average. That is, if they are badly taught, then all the norms, and if well, then something is wrong... Well, nothing terrible was found and left with peace. But the fact is shit!!! to

And you look from the other side: what if they didn’t come? Including the same Chechens or Dags, who, as it was revealed by the results of the EGE, know Russian best in the country. So let them come and check, they are doing everything right.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87416
 24.09.2013
A friend invited me to ride on the dirt, dropped the links of the Road Ishevsky Club, I quote:
The competition is scheduled for September 28 start at 10.00 finish at 18.00 and the meyelite letter in the clips "in case of prolonged rains the finish is automatically postponed to the morning of September 29";;

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №87415
 24.09.2013
xxx: Today, during the lunch break, I decided to take an appetizing soup, which was accompanied by grains. I bought this soup, poured in it, took the second, compot, etc., I stand in a long line to pay, I think of my own, I go through a number of minutes to the box office, I pay, I go to the table in the general hall, I choose the most distant table, I have lavished with other eaters on the way to it for quite a long time, in the end I sit on a chair, I think, "Finally, we will eat my delicious, hot soup...", - and in the plate, these pizzoblady grannies suck my soup!!! to

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87414
 24.09.2013
xxx: I know what’s interesting: how will people who call me know when I’m sitting with my mouth full of liver or other plugs?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №87413
 24.09.2013
Doc
Why are you not at the meeting?

smoke
make a proposal from the words Dolboeba, put, reproductive organ, I, these, on

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №87412
 24.09.2013
I know what hell looks like. You need to read mathematics books and tell what is written in them. And if you said it wrong, the books will be given twice as much.

This is not hell, it is a PhD in Mathematics.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87411
 24.09.2013
Today news heard: Rospotrebnadzor needed to close about 2,500 sites
for... the drum.
xxx: materials that talk about suicide
xxx: including Yandex, Google, Contact, YouTube
I am =D
Google is all to blame!!! to
Tagged: facebook
Tags: philanthropy
Zzzz: they are promoting here, you see, suicide!! to
I’ve seen the melt matte writing on the fence.
Banned by Mel?
zzz: then the fence=)
There are other rapists!
Banned a member?? to
Zzzz: Soon to come!! to

[ + 3 - ] Comment quote №87410
 24.09.2013
The xxx:
I will reveal a secret to you.
The xxx:
When a man begins a relationship
The xxx:
He joyfully mutates into a fool

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87409
 24.09.2013
With Habr in comments on the ban of 29 hentai comics:



"Roskomnadzor selected and compiled a catalog of the best twenty-nine Japanese porn comics"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №87408
 24.09.2013
From the BIOS forum:
Thunderfury: By the way, who broke up, please sign up with the laptop model to determine who worked and who got the corpse.
Thunderfury: Oh everyone works. It is great!
BloodFang: And those who don’t work, can’t sign up anymore...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №87407
 24.09.2013
Building a house next to the church.
Job: Job yours on the left!
The worker: *Look at the church * Forgive me, Lord, for the mat of the obscene.
Prorab: And what, Matt is also censorship?
And the shit knows it.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87406
 24.09.2013
I have finished my favorite green tea. I go into the kitchen and think about how to replace it. I find a bowl of coffee underneath it, and a leaf of tea in it. I think who is this smart tea in a cup of coffee poured) I cook and drink. So it’s been a week... Mom goes into the kitchen and asks, “What is it for you to have it cooked in the cup?” I’ve been cooking and drinking basilica all week.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №87405
 24.09.2013
- Son, get rid of the computer, these humans will not die without you!
No Mom, I will die. I am Hiller.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №87404
 24.09.2013
Sometimes to convince a person, you need to get into the dust of the dispute and agree with him! Not having time to rebuild, he begins to hotly challenge his own arguments :))

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №87403
 24.09.2013
And WHY the inscriptions on the roads "Happy Birthday!!", "Your forgiveness... " and so on. It lasts longer than the mark????? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87402
 24.09.2013
This is:
He was with his wife in gynecology and bought a gynecological kit at the pharmacy for 20 UAH. While waiting he had time to sell a couple, repaying the investments.
_________________________________________________________
When a Jew was born, he hanged himself.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №87401
 24.09.2013
<arsenische> in Spain I pay for the internet 25 euros per week, and only 2 Mb/s
<arsenische> and it still has to go down. Room is bad.
<sashazykov> In India, I paid less than 20 euros a week for such an internet
<sashazykov> while the room with a balcony and view of the Himalayas was included in the price

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №87400
 24.09.2013
> I: Yes, no, I just have the left shorter than the right (there really is such a bag) here and I have to strain a little to sit on the right.

Go to the doctor, idiot. If you do not want to put endoprosthesis in place of dead joints at 50 years. And now the price of the question is made under the size of the ordered mattress.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №87399
 24.09.2013
The Dreamer:
It’s a pity that after death, you can’t see your status, as is allowed in the dancers. Here would have been, died, and the bac - your personal rating, how many babs walked, how much vodka drank, how many animals eaten, how many car shot down, and how many died because of you, and you didn't even notice. There are all the medals...
– – – – –

Or is it there?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №87398
 24.09.2013
I walked down the street, I watched Potsdam go with a surf board.
Chatta is not a season.
Electricity then understood that the board was smooth, for the utyug.

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