I am 34 and have never had unplanned pregnancies, and this is about contraception.

I am 51 and have never had cancer - it's about oncology.

By the way, I have long suspected that our homeland is suppressing the "Freedom of Personality", including its climate - we do not meditate under the Bodhi tree for most of the year, nor do you run away naked. And we can only connect with nature in all weapons - in a towel, with a stove, in a stove and with a carabine.

The xxx:

His name was René de Cart. We often write "Decart", and therefore "decart". In English, he is known under his Latin pseudonym Cartezius. "De" disappeared because it was not needed in Latin. And so in English "Cartesian". And his philosophical teaching is "Cartesianism".

Not to be confused with artesian water.

The Virgin of the Underhead is marvelous only in that it is not marvelous. No one has seen her mind and no one knows about her, and therefore no word about her. The exterior of her is the most common: the nose of the papas, the beard of the mammas, the eyes of the cat, the bust medium. He knows how to play the piano, but without notes; his mommy helps in the kitchen, he doesn't walk without a corset, he can't eat lean, in the understanding of the letter "ѣ" he sees the beginning and end of all wisdom and most of all in the world he loves noble men and the name "Roland."

Anton Pavlovich Chekhov "Before the Wedding"

The topic of today:
"How to avoid the birth of a child, and how to call this bastard more explicitly, if it is still born?"

Tracking on the Russian Post website

Arrived at the place of delivery
24 September 2016, 01:45, Moscow

Failed attempt to deliver
24 September 2016, 03:18, Moscow

You fucking serious? An attempt to deliver at 3 p.m.! to

A comment on the news on an IT resource that AI defeated people in Doom 1993:

xxx: It’s a shame, my little Skynet is already playing a computer game.

Corcillus stood in front of the mirror. I tried to do as bad as I could, but there was some kind of scratch. I entered this case and understood that the royalty, worse than my natural, does not work...

I: I need to change everything. oils, thunderbolt, gur, antifreeze... more front and ball pads.
Mechanic: take spare parts, liquids, come to me in the garage in the evening.
I am OK. on fluids questions: how much to take oil in cpp, brakes, beer?

rtt: Turn the picture on the screen is made easy in settings – choose portrait instead of landscape. But the mystery for me was the reversed two orientations. That is, horizontally and vertically, you can still turn everything on the monitor up with your feet. I tried, of course, - but I started to stumble from trying to control the mouse - all the opposite needs to be done. And now I'm breaking my head - but what can this be useful for?

Talk to Australians via Skype

A small Canadian town. We walk through the parking lot near the dungeon and the hospital, a guy approaches us, making movements with his hands. If you saw the clip about "Dancing the Crab", this is how it looked. We are standing, watching, while the guy is approaching us. The husband:
Is it your acquaintance?

It turned out that this Russian-speaking guy with insecure English showed clemms. The battery had to start.

What if he had been licked by another eagle before?

What a curious fantasy you have! :)

A Swedish philosopher has said that artificial intelligence will soon destroy mankind.

xxx: for the last and most spectacular part of the "Terminator" you will not have to pay.

This interactive documentary will be shown to all by action, free of charge.

You can only imagine - you came to the cemetery, went away, set a tent between the tombs, slept to sleep, silence, only the wind pumps the grass, some birds fly from branch to branch, where there is a mouse nearby - romance...
YYY: I am sick
YYY: already
That’s because you’re not romantic.

“I am no longer a thief at all, long ago and never,” the mayor of Chernomorsk, Khmelnyuk, made an unexpected confession.

In the Odessa region during the session of the Black Sea City Council, the mayor of the city Valery Khmelnyuk made a statement.

At the advice from the hall that you need to steal less, the mayor of Chernomorsk replied: “Thank you, I don’t steal at all, long ago and never.”

There have always been problems with self-esteem. I recently left the house and smoked a cigarette. On the bench near the entrance stands a little girl with her father, seeing me pulling out the finger and shouting "Dad, look, monster".

Mihr: And, besides, where do you get anti-matter in "weight" quantities?

Dan B-Yallay: Flying to the nearest anti-universe and all that. In any anti-construction anti-brick store anti-rubber anti-brick is sold.

Evgeny Mascherov: Don’t get confused. Antimatter is sold in antimatter.

INGELRII: The best solution would be to barter with the inhabitants of the Anti-Universe on the principle: we give them a kilogram of our matter, they give us a kilogram of their anti-matter. After all, our matter will be an anti-matter for them, and will be valued as much as we value their anti-matter.

In times, not so long ago, bought an overseas apparatus from batches, a multi-meter wrecked, in exchange for a tired batch. Of course, the tension in the socket, the resistance of everyone in the family, but on the switch of functions is still dark, the hunt will work out. It’s not in Russian, fucking. At work, my brother has a computer, a scanner, a printer, the program is good - it recognizes the texts, Promt again.
The device comes with two assistants, one red, one African American.
My first experience with political correctness.

The neurosurgeon has two rules - not to confuse the side and not to confuse the patient. I could not understand these rules for a long time until I was told a few stories about how patients were placed mowing holes not on the side where the hematoma was, but on the opposite side, confusing the side on the CT.

by BES

We call customers, remind us about the expiration of insurance policies.

She calls the client and hears the phone.

"Hello to you
This secretary...
Who are you calling...
He is busy...
I’ll give it to you"

These are pauses. In which Julia, don’t be a fool, answers:

This is Julia, I need Dmitry, well, thank you.

Brings to the customer base: "responded the secretary, transmitted the information"

We wait... time passes.
The customer calls himself with the question "Why did they not remind you?"

On the assertion that they informed the secretary, he rhetorizes and says: "This is "GUDOK" such, instead of music".