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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №155036
 24.09.2020
When I was studying at the institute, we had such a drawing subject and for the student it was necessary to draw a workshop with machines. About 100 machines. I’d be upset with him, but this was a perfect perfectionist with a red pencil. That is, she finds a mistake in the drawing and surrounds the fat with a red cochinor, which cannot be wiped out with any pin.

The students are clever people and somehow before the consultation we borrowed this pencil from her. She searched for him for twenty minutes, did not find him and canceled the consultation.

Everyone has their joys in life.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №155035
 24.09.2020
No matter how stupid a girl is, it is important that the guy, looking at her, becomes even more stupid.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №155034
 24.09.2020
In order not to steal from the state service, there are two simple recipes:
Switzerland is the abbreviation of the term of power so that it does not take time.
Chinese is the abbreviation of life, if you still have time.

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