It was in prehistoric times.

A colleague spent a vacation with her young man in an exotic country.  When she returns to the work chat, she is asked when she will post photos? It is curious!

Oh, he writes, so many things! I haven’t seen what we did there. For now, here is a link to the Yandex disk.

I waited 15 minutes and answered her link:

“Great photos! Especially those on whom you are naked.”

and all!

The worker is dead!

The dead with the hair stand! And the silence! © by

Everyone, like one, listed hundreds of photos in search of mammals.

Have you found the breasts? No is? I’m back to work too.”

But most of the palms sweated in the colleague itself, because the vacation was really magical, and among the photos could well be "newies".



Can I get a separate boiler?

Some rulers are like a cancer tumor for their state. Moreover, removing this wound is not always a guarantee of healing.

I am cute. I have a good figure, pleasant appearance, I know how to emphasize my advantages. But I am not very smart. This is an objective fact, I am, of course, offended, but I can do little about it. All the guys behaved in appearance, but after a couple of months of relationship dropped, because I was "not in line with their intelligence." It was offensive, I almost accepted that I was just a beautiful envelope without filling. And then I started dating a guy who I think is almost a genius. He was very clever, and I thought we would break up with him very quickly. And he did not condemn me for ignoring the capital of Italy, he did not laugh at my stupid questions and responded calmly. When I did something stupid, he helped and explained that it wasn’t so, calmly and intelligently. When I decided and asked how he tolerated me, I was dumb, calmly answered that his wife he loves, not intelligence is measured. And besides the mind, there are many other important qualities that are present in me. I’ve been the happy wife of this beautiful man for two years and I thank the universe every day for finding such a wonderful husband.

And are the first to the military commissariat calling not those whose car is glued: "We can repeat!“?

Wrong: Stole Solidworks by downloading it from torrents

Right: introduced a price ceiling for European software and acquired it at fair value