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[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №25222
 25.01.2010
Your avatar reminded me of a case, a friend told me. He goes with a friend in the subway. Then the train brakes sharply and his friend tries to grab two fingers for the steel order, but instead gets those fingers for the mouth of the roaring man.

[ + 70 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25221
 25.01.2010
People, I am in an aher... If a cat in the dark wipes his back around the cover, the lightning almost shines.
PS: The cat is not childish.

[ + 81 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25220
 25.01.2010
This man:

I accidentally found a prostitute on the net. Funny thing is that in the face of the girl by call recognized the best friend of her girlfriend. Even more funny is that my girlfriend constantly praises this girlfriend, said she works in some cool company and achieved everything in life herself)))

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the key phrase - "accidentally", heh (:

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №25219
 25.01.2010
We sell him. No, not alcohol, but poppy polyethylene. Small offices. There is a complaint from one of them for poor quality goods. I call them, in my head the thought "again, has any of us been entertained?" The client is removing the phone, I guess. From the tube hysterical notes:
You sold your marriage.
What exactly is the problem?
He doesn’t cheat, he cheats!

[ + 88 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №25218
 25.01.2010
I watched "Avatar" today. I think that D. Cameron showed Fed how to shoot "The Inhabited Island"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №25217
 25.01.2010
Sophia (18:43:33 23/01/2010)
Cuckoo

*KENNY* (18:44:43 23/01/2010)


Sophia (18:44:56 23/01/2010)
How are you there?

*KENNY* (18:45:14 23/01/2010)
It was (

Ajuta (18:45:31 23/01/2010)
What is?

*KENNY* (18:46:18 23/01/2010)
I have a party at home, a bunch of friends, a buck and a baby.

Ajuta (18:46:44 23/01/2010)
Do you fuck?

*KENNY* (18:46:49 23/01/2010)
Yes Yes

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №25216
 25.01.2010
I decided to visit the section "Chavo" for the first time. He laughed more than in the abyss.

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