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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №59123
 25.01.2012
How do you think it is normal to give a man a helicopter for 27 years?
If he loves, then yes. My brother loves radio-controlled machines.
He is 27.
Wow, he’s really a fool.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №59122
 25.01.2012
It would be fun to bring someone from the rest magnets. Just the magnets. "and we brought you magnets."and there really 2 pieces of black magnetized metal

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59121
 25.01.2012
I sit with my husband today, I'm going to make the pastas, well there cakes or roulette. I tell him:
Can I make cakes in shapes?
He looks at me astonished...
I: Well in the cocktails!
The same picture...
I: - Well in this iron whore is bright!!!))
He is... Aaa!Well, I would say it right away.)
How do we live with him?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59120
 25.01.2012
He brought the girl to his school, to the group members to see, all the business. After carefully examining all the female individuals who met her in the corps, she said deeply:
I think physics is breaking the lives of guys with normal orientation.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59119
 25.01.2012
Poor equipment can cause your M203 to shoot at the most unexpected moment.
Such an event will have a bad impact on your reputation among those who will survive.
U.S. Army magazine,
August 1993

[ + 37 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59118
 25.01.2012
On the construction they walked, they played in the square, they ran on the railway to lay all kinds of flies under the wheels of the train, they walked on the highways throughout the city, they walked on the trees, on the roofs, etc.
The current youth depended on the phrase "played in the square")))

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59117
 25.01.2012
The carelessly pressed enter gives the internet request an almost unfathomable ancient Russian shade :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59116
 25.01.2012
This is the first time I have seen a subway train outside the underground tunnel.
"Kapets, built built, buried forgot"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №59115
 25.01.2012
I lie at home, I am sick, my mom comes, asks:
Do you want a hot tea with strawberries?
I want. Where do we get malin?
With honey...
"O_O

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №59114
 25.01.2012
A conversation between the author and his wife before bed.
Yyy: You know, I found a meteorite in the forest as a child.
XXX is true? How old were you?
Years 11 to 12. I spent two hours pleasantly walking through the forest, boasting of my find before my parents, almost kissing him, and then my father said it was rabbit shit...
XXX is ha! When you were a child, you knew what a meteorite was, but didn't know what a rabbit shit looked like?
WOW: Well you know, then I was more interested in space than the shit of a rabbit.
We had such a different childhood.

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