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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13948
 25.01.2009
I call a group to pick up travel tickets.
Proudly! Travelling with her?
and AGA.
Let’s meet, I’ll take it.
Do you have a monthly?
“Offying from such informedness and not understanding what this is... Yes... And how do you know?? to
- * Loud rust at that end * Yes No, the travels are monthly or annual???? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №13947
 25.01.2009
XXX: The most affective is the blades of 40 cm. The diameter. Cook them in your eyes!
Fuck, it probably hurts.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13946
 25.01.2009
I went out at three o’clock at night to smoke in the entrance. I see a crowd of hoppies standing... well, I think fig with them...if friends are close. I stand smoking, suddenly I hear two adult male voices - "so we write, I am one such one, I will respect the elderly, I will not be rude and I will learn good manners. number of signatures...yes...young boy...next" And so they forced the whole crowd to write an explanatory...

The world is moving in the right direction.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13945
 25.01.2009
My mother burned:
How I got out of school and stayed at home, well mom from work decided to scream me home... And she is very bad for my girls.
The number wrongly entered, and there the girl takes such a phone, a dialogue:
Mom – oh, guy, and where is Pasha?
Not stupid either.
She is a waffle, and he is still sleeping.
Mom, when will I wake up?
She - Well where is half the clock, what to pass on to him?
Mom – Oh no no... I’ll call him back, and I’ll put the phone on.

Half the clock calls back, but the number is already normal.

I, so sleepy, take the trumpet – Alo...
Mama, is she awake?
I am ah...
Mom, tell your girlfriend to prepare the breakfast.
I am O_o OK, and what exactly.
Mom – Oh fuck, you have a lot of them there?!?!?! Yes, I’m not communicating with one.
Mom - oh oh no fuck say coke-nit, let it feed, and lay the phone
Five minutes later the phone calls again.
My father is Vachahah, are you alone?
I am not, the cat is still home.
Well he told me it all, I walked on the floor for half a day...


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13944
 25.01.2009
Darth Vader, hello to you! I still remember you)

I want to see how many more people are like me.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13943
 25.01.2009
Behavioral_
well well!

Pasha
I thought so.

Pasha
If Okay, it is DO and Re united B... then there will be Rebbie, Mibfa, and so much more than Solble!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13942
 25.01.2009
Dek: my friend started playing the line again - he says:"we hit the computer addiction to alcohol" :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13941
 25.01.2009
Missed letter I am in question on vorum.ru "What should I do if a girl is not a virgin, but a virgin?"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №13940
 25.01.2009
I went to Grandma.
As always, cake and cake. My grandfather talked about politics. Grandmother listened, listened and gave - Yes, the Americans are completely out, they are out and the president is now non-Russian!

I think everyone is hiding something from me.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13939
 25.01.2009
<megmage> I love Yandex, my infinite box is filled by 8% of infinity %)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13938
 25.01.2009
- Smoke, I am waiting for a day, take me out of the garden, let me climb to you, okay?

What does it mean to be slapped? I have to change tonight! It has to be secure somewhere!

Go to my grandmother and I’ll take her after work.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №13937
 25.01.2009
On the day of appearance, dear Bash! We love you)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №13936
 25.01.2009
On the ftp in the same lock there is a directory of uploads/orders.

Regularly, despite cleaning, folders with names of types appear:

Get rid of porn!
Give me the porn!!! to
China is striking!!! to
Porn in court

It was an unexpectedly appearance:

When you’re going to be a fucking fuck!


[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13935
 25.01.2009
Congratulations to the "Antenna" newspaper, don’t fuck the quotes from Basha!! to

___________________

I am joining!! And another fierce greeting on the same occasion of the magazine "TVpark"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №13934
 25.01.2009
What’s in common between Barack Obama and John F. Kennedy?
So far nothing...

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №13933
 25.01.2009
Petroff: Listen, why do women scream during orgasm? Well, except for the strange desire to hit our male self-love. and? Somehow incomprehensible.

Karam: Wouldn’t you do it if you’d be robbed?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №13932
 25.01.2009
Our state - socially oriented, but a problem with orientation -

Norwegians don’t give it, but you!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13931
 25.01.2009
1996 election campaign. Boris Nikolaevich joins the group

The Russians rejoiced and said to a woman with a baby in her arms: “Here! This

The child will not go to the army on call!", - hinting on his just

Decree on Contractual Service.

“Of course,” said my mother, “it’s a girl!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13930
 25.01.2009
Lenin was a fun man, so the first document signed by him

After the coming to power was the "Decree on the Earth", thanks to which

The peasants never saw the land. The peasants were also fun people.

Lenin has not seen her yet.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13929
 25.01.2009
A cat stopped sleeping with us on the same bed.
Probably it is pointing...

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