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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №42239
 25.01.2011
oleum (21:01:19 24/01/2011)
By the way, I figured out how to get him to go... we need him to buy us a ticket.)

oleum (21:01:32 24/01/2011)
The fucking gap ?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42238
 25.01.2011
<Prelest> well what is the problem, like a normal guy, earns the norm
<Lady_L> the problem is that he’s fucking fucking!
<Prelest> well you love it :-*
<Lady_L> I just can’t even explain to you how fucking he is.
<Lady_L> well, for example...
<Lady_L> I complained a year ago that without a car it’s hard. No special expectations in principle.
<Lady_L> on my birthday he stole a Ford Focus from a friend and pulled it to me for a visit!! to
<Prelest> hrenase knight... I would like to
<Lady_L> ah fucking, I’m now afraid of talking about children.
<Lady_L> or suddenly he’s going to me too.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42237
 25.01.2011
by C HABRA:

by Robotex,
Blue is rarely found in nature.

by Gromka,
Especially in the sky.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №42236
 25.01.2011
Why don’t everyone sleep?
Why are we all sleeping? :)

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №42235
 25.01.2011
The brother decided to joke, carefully signing the last two chicken eggs in the left, right pot.
How did he know that this morning a neighbor would come to us and ask a couple of eggs for our husband’s breakfast?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42234
 25.01.2011
Ukraine will receive 124 million dollars from the United States for the development of democracy
The most brilliant comment:
#13 Agriculture
Sold out!!! to

[ + 133 - ] Comment quote №42233
 25.01.2011
I sit down in the monitor. My mother comes from work. Asks: "What is this sad?" I answer, on the machine, without thinking: "the grass has ended." Mother, mentally being somewhere on her wave: "To you to pour away?"
After half a second, two eyes meet "O_o"

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42232
 25.01.2011
Lirououououououu
the jacket on the danchiki sits up ppc, calls me here davecha, grit "what do you do in the evening?"I thought probably a guest wants to go or where to go, and he offered me to dance all night together )))

Priestly
!! byHe is also a perverted man as he writes to me in aska - Come to me, you will play dances, and I will break up.

[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №42231
 25.01.2011
In addition, the mouse M515 is designed specifically for working on the couch. Its body moves freely on soft surfaces - blanket, blanket, clothing.

The chances of getting up from the couch are getting smaller.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №42230
 25.01.2011
They have a Titanic, and we have a mammoth on the ice. And he survived. And all because I didn’t have to fuck in the truck, but to look for my mom.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42229
 25.01.2011
The Google Answers:

How do you know if a girl is in love with you or not?
y: put her a sodium pentate and ask her

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №42228
 25.01.2011
I bought the pills on the plane so that it didn’t get sick or sick. I read side effects: nausea, vomiting...
Here is where it is...

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42227
 25.01.2011
The meeting was held today at the Ministry of Health at the FGU of Labor Protection. Four reports, three reporters press start with a photo of Medvedev - the president said, the president adopted a decree...
And my report begins with a picture of the house!
I was remembered :)

[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42226
 25.01.2011
Serving in the Navy. We are looking forward to what a tough Moscow Commission with Gen. The Headquarters. For centuries, we used soap and toilet paper. I sit down, wash out a different amount of paper from each roll and wash out every piece of soap, as if they were already used :) Our army is invincible!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №42225
 25.01.2011
The xxxxx:
Can you call a person a fool who in the questionnaire, in the column with the inscription "NO FILL", wrote "good"?))))))))))

YYYYYYY:
can be called a fool of a person who makes a questionnaire in which there is a column "not to fill out"!!!!!))))))))))

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №42224
 25.01.2011
Mr. Ken: What kind of car do you have?
Ne1my: And I have two cars. Both are mommy. Washing and laundry.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №42223
 25.01.2011
We stayed with my aunt. Time of 4.33. I go out to smoke, I go back... the door shuts. I also thought: "It is necessary to close quickly, so that it is not so noisy."" He fell on the hangover, scratched all the clothes from the cockroaches, dropped the box with the keys, while he got up, clinging to the door of the closet, scratched the door with the cockroaches.
I am good! The door quietly closed!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №42222
 25.01.2011
From baby.ru
I remember my daughter waking up (she slept separately in her bed) descended and walked around the apartment until I opened my eyes, she didn’t touch me. But she did things, chewed: she pulled out and mixed all the crops, one day found my mask, everything that was possible in the house - smashed, only then I learned: it was in the tube, the mask, a lot, one time my husband (he was still a student at the time) was pumped in boots, until now the mystery of how she managed to do so, generally managed a lot while my mother slept.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №42221
 25.01.2011
I get out of myself quickly, sharply and in the face!

c) NektO_o

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42220
 25.01.2011
How not to have fun.
Do not use the internet
settled in our house.
A wonderful neighbor!! to

Thanks for the wifi!

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