Yes, especially this rule works when after an airplane landing everyone is told to sit down, and the people get up!

Not so long ago, my friend on the wheel to the perron, after listening to the stura’s futile requests to stay stuck until the engines completely stopped, did the following:
The 2nd pilot said – this behavior is indestructible, sympathizing with the steam... it is useless to fight.

My friend said – why?
If a car or a car crashes in front of us, what will we do?
2 to stop.
Commander, this is how we brake!

Three minutes later, when all the Kegles got up, rubbing their knots and bluffs, the crew apologized to the passengers for the emergency on the steering wheel.
I think I’ve learned for a lifetime! :)

Anatoly Sukhov
History: The computer was scary, then it smelled wiring, I was scared and turned off"

Primary inspection of the corpse: Behind the system unit (among other things, the shell) are rolled socks, partially pulled by the fan of the power unit... the body temperature in the area of B\P is about 60 degrees.

Diagnosis after the scan: BP still died from overheating, amputated, a donor organ is expected.

P.S Everything happened, but in my memory - this is the first computer suffocated by socks.

A client’s correspondence with a programmer who writes a code.

Q: I have something that is not worth refactoring this code, give me a spade -I fucking a pen, sadly resigned, if he had been driven by a morda by a key, you know.... like a kitten who squeezed somewhere, with the words - " This is who writes so?!! and!!Who is it, shit!! This is what I wrote..."
Q: And so, in the claw with the rye -Tik,Tik!! to

It can only be in Russia, I have an assignment in which I have to set up servacles in the building. A building that has not yet been built. And for not fulfilling this order, I receive a monthly penalty and excuse from the director=(

Reviews in the online store:
The phone is very good for 2 SIMs, it is very convenient to call that you do not need to switch SIMs) the untouchable child has twenty times thrown on the floor and the phone nothing.

Poor child, that’s how much he might have endured :)

The afflicted:

...when the spirit of enlightenment "prepared", and not in relation to the previous phrase - I was subdued by the Church.

Read carefully :

How many wonderful discoveries are prepared for us:
1 Educated Spirit
And experience, the son of difficult mistakes,
A genius, a friend of paradoxes.
And the case, God the inventor.

So understandable?

xxx: the video came from the video
xxx: * part of the text is missing* wow!
XXX: They are clearly hinting!

Maurice Lacroix Watch Reviews for $29,201 in one of the online stores

Would this watch be a good gift for a young man? I can't decide between these and CASIO MTP-1236GL-7BEF

Dmitry Davidchik: Super clock, grandmother liked it!

How about water resistance, who knows? I have my hands constantly in the water. I think not to take - if the water is missed, yes, they.

Student: I took for the box, I liked it very much.

Vadim: I bought a girl for a gift, did not notice that they are men. I am upset, you are so careless. She left me at all.

Sergey: My wife gave them for the New Year, along with two pairs of new socks (under the color of the strap). I liked it. Now it is not shameful to go to work - and new watches, and socks without holes.

Yuri: Everyone writes about amenities, reins and other values such as riding a tram, and I will probably complement your list with one very important note. As a physical education teacher in the junior classes, I always lacked the accuracy of Chinese chronographs. At 100 meters already painfully high spreads of indicators. Only with these hours I finally felt like a human being! Comfortable and elegant. Especially great looks with sports costume and adidas.

Go to the defense with the words:" You probably wonder why I gathered you all here" was a bad idea?

- I, the update center, found an update for your donkey!
There is nothing in us and there is nothing...

Students Day: January 25
But I don’t remember that January 25th is Student Day.
yyy: sounds like the beginning of the song of Grebenchikov

Topic on the forum:"What to do if a date is cancelled?"
I never understood men...and what do they just need?
yyy: It was too expensive for him, and he found it cheaper.)

At the meeting today:
I’m not going to work in a company that’s like that.
Do you resign?
No is! I will not work

I have such a man. He poured beer on the table and wiped it with his nose.! to

YYY: Is it true that the real sex guys do not have sex less often than the porn actors who have sex at work? It all depends on what)
XXX: Ahhhhhhh
YYY: So you have the most sexy profession...
XXX: I'm sexy, and I know it )))

It is fucking!! There is no such word in general!! In general and in general!!! to

XXX: Maldives
XXX: I’m going to eat you
XXX is missing you.
YYY: You were bitten by the Tajik?

Since the beginning of 2013, a directive of the European Union has entered into force, which provides that pigs, especially Lithuanian pigs, must have special toys, as animals raised for slaughter should be less missed.

Lithuanian media reports that the directive does not specify exactly what toys pigs should have. Per Lithuanian farmers, who for centuries have grown crustaceans in ordinary crustaceans, will have to worry about identifying individual preferences of crustaceans.

Swine farmers in Lithuania are outraged by the fact that, in the face of the rising prices of feed and electricity, the inaccessibility of the Russian market after the Lithuanian swine fever and the fall in meat prices, local producers have to think also about pig entertainment.

I love animals and my husband is allergic.
A little fantasy - and at night next to me sleeps just a very big cat))

I wrote in Vkontakte that I was angry with the obsession of one bank, and their SMMist wrote to me "Roman, Hi. What exactly does it mean?"