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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108579
 25.01.2015
This is the case with the 16386 bill. What do we really wear? Down the division of labor, let us buy ourselves different fabrics, put ourselves on the scissors, and we will sew ourselves. Even from work, we do not leave, it will be a popular favorite hobby, who is not interested in spending the evenings for the construction of stitches and sewing. Well, that in the first place things in many will look like themselves, but not on bad producers, but to urge them to catch their conscience, and sew quality and convenient - especially, they do not have money for this.
It would still be nice to offer to use the services of the atelier, order a good suit, a couple of good jeans, a dress for women, shirts for men, and live happily - no, everyone needs to take on the sewing machines. As I did not think myself.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108578
 25.01.2015
Looking around, I can see, you press the handwash and the display shows instructions on how to wash it manually.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №108577
 25.01.2015
This is not to be shown to children, there are scenes of smoking", "Well, weather!" not for children, there is a wolf smoking". I have the impression that the only thing that can be shown to children is "Game of Thrones" - no one smokes there!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №108576
 25.01.2015
I moved the bed from one wall to another, on both sides of the socket - the hearing is wild. But if the “right neighbor” was quiet, then the “left” is not embarrassed to speak out. Every time he pulls to whisper into his rosette: You will soon become blind, so you walk in your glasses! Until she did, she suddenly becomes impotent.

// is

Try to answer him the same.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №108575
 25.01.2015
Question from the useless_faq community:
"Why do most girls close their eyes during mining?"
One of the comments:
Thus, it is easier for them to imagine that on the other side of the penis someone is muscular, beautiful and offgenic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108574
 25.01.2015
Fucking about the fat and thin.
On the track you drive, look out the window: there are high-rise haishniki, each other is good. It gets warm in the heart.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108573
 25.01.2015
It’s hard for a gamer to find a job, so it pulls "drop the boss"

[ + 19 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108572
 25.01.2015
At the same time: you don’t know how to count integrals, you don’t know the first aid measures for chemical burns and you confuse Novosibirsk with Novorossiysk – and it’s okay for those who need it.

Usually confuse Krasnoyarsk and Krasnodar :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №108571
 25.01.2015
We sit down and eat cheesecakes. Husband is pleased. It tasted. And suddenly he says:
How good I am!
- O_O
I found a delicious recipe on the internet.

[ + 34 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №108570
 25.01.2015
I support the previous speaker:

There is power as an official delegate from the people. If the people are foolish, the power must be changed.
All the power. If a king cannot build a boyar, he is a bad king. If the country is bad, then you need to change the power, it is responsible for making the country good. It cannot be done without a civil war - we are from the market.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №108569
 25.01.2015
xxx: Overall, I told them everything you need to know to play the Kerbal Space Program. And about the parameters of the orbit (pericenter, apocenter, inclination, etc.)), and about the parameters of the missile (weaponry, characteristic speed...), and the formula Ciolkovsky showed...
xxx: They looked at me as a damnant and said I was a shit.
xxx: They each have almost a thousand hours in a dote in a stumble, and I(!) The fucking!! = = )

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108568
 25.01.2015
Sunday, I roll in bed, withërfu on smart. My four-year-old beauty enters the bedroom, rushing over the bed and lying there for me, pressing the causal place. Naturally, I bend and spit in the pillow. Reebëno is interested in:
Have you heard 100?
My daughter... Daddy...
He does not sleep?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №108567
 25.01.2015
In the "thick and thin":
Who says fat is good? Look at the word.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108566
 25.01.2015
We caught neighboring cats as a child.It is enough not to move and not look the cat in the eyes, so that it does not notice you.Opened - we steal, turned back - we stand still.

Your neighbor's cats had a good fun - to seduce the stupid two-legged by turning their heads. and ;))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №108565
 25.01.2015
The main thing in all troubles is to find a positive moment. My house burned down yesterday. Everything burned to the ground. I say: finally get rid of the barrel, radically get rid of it.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108564
 25.01.2015
Comment on the video "How to open the lock with a Coca Cola bank":
XXX: I tried it!Three years ago...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №108563
 25.01.2015
Today at the Department:

Do you have debts today?
I: No, the exam is on schedule.
I came here to take the tails. I have a lot of "tailed" students.
I: Moreover, in many students, as in the first year, the tails grow, so they then with the tails and walk.
Genetics, you can’t do anything.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №108562
 25.01.2015
I’ll explain what’s going on from a cybernetic point of view.
There is such a concept in the theory of systems as feedback. If the feedback is disrupted or absent, the system is scattered.

So, "the king is good, the warriors are bad", "It’s all the West’s fault" – these are indicators of a lack of feedback.

There is power as an official delegate from the people. If the people are foolish, the power must be changed.
All the power. If a king cannot build a boyar, he is a bad king. If the country is bad, then you need to change the power, it is responsible for making the country good. It cannot cope with the sanctions of the West - it is from the market.

If the authority does not want to change, it is a violation of feedback. The system will crumble and collapse. The simple law of system theory.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №108561
 25.01.2015
Comments on Fish:

- Men, for example, have no less problem: where to give a member, if he, for example, stood up.
- I guess the much bigger problem is where the children themselves are when he doesn't get up.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №108560
 25.01.2015
The word "computer" sounds like "computer", well or "computer"...
This is one of the most important things in the world.

The computer is looking at you with interest.

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