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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №151672
 25.01.2019
The king’s treasury must be kept away from the servants of the people.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №151671
 25.01.2019
I remember seeing a grandmother at the train station a few years ago behaving completely hamsky (I don’t remember the details). When she tried to cut it down, she said, “Nothing, I’m 80 years old!” - Exactly until she stood on a nice, noble grandfather who said, "You know, I just turned 94. So... get out of the road, little girl!”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №151670
 25.01.2019
Former U.S. Marines Paul Willan said in court that he came to Moscow to admire the domes and spires of Moscow cathedrals. The ugly plagiarist.

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