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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №72098
 25.10.2012
Comments to the news "Somali pirates attacked NATO’s flagship ship":

The clouds of poisoned arrows inflicted irreparable injury on the psyche of the crew.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72097
 25.10.2012
Waterproof MP3 Player

XXX: What depth of submersion will it withstand?

YYY: When I was on Titanic, the music continued to play, even when I went underwater... the battery holds well, still plays music, keeps the depth of 3,700 meters calm, warm the body well.

ZZZ: Noah, when I was diving into the Marian basin, they kept it calm up to a depth of 500 meters. I don’t know, my skull is under pressure.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №72096
 25.10.2012
SMS from an unknown number
Closer to 6
I: well
A: Who is this?
I: The 13 Jedi of the Supreme Justice League Brother of Captain America
A: No, it is true!? to
I am more truthful. You wrote to me first, and my number is secret, you will have to be eliminated!
A: Do you joke so?! to
I: Of course I am joking. In fact, I found an iPhone in the park and I crave.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72095
 25.10.2012
The women say that the men have flogged. The men say they have flogged the grandmothers. I think they wiped everything.

[ + 37 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72094
 25.10.2012
XXX: Please tell me! How to react to the action of a friend, she herself was a Muslim and said that she was in a mosque and put a candle for me there, although I was baptized. It turns out that I have nothing to answer her, but I cannot pray for her in the church.
Yyy: Well all, write away, let God and Allah now understand how to break this situation, I don’t know how to help you, except with a good word...
zzz: Well, if you want, I can put a note with your name in the Crying Wall. We confuse them finally.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72093
 25.10.2012
I have already become accustomed to the fact that there are a lot of stupid children living in our courtyard, who are not complicit to call the home phone, they are just hanging under the windows like in the old good times:
"Maaahaaam to you!“"or"Dimaan, go out for a walk!!I can’t, I can’t, my mother punishes!!!and "
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Something epic happened today.
Yyy: Did my mom let go? ?
xxx: no, blin) I sit, I drink tea and here is such a terrible bass from the court"Vasily Arkaiaadjiitch, go out, we brought you the outfits!!!I look like, and there are five men in costumes under the windows, paper mashtots.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №72092
 25.10.2012
Where is your romantic mood?
Why am I still not a bear?

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72091
 25.10.2012
My neighbors on top have a very bad sound taste.
Maybe a musical taste?
No, not the sound! Because the music that they listen to can’t be called shit!! to

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72090
 25.10.2012
Am... I think maybe that’s normal?
My husband is a programmer.
Wake up (at least I think so at first) - after a daytime sleep (and a sleepless night of coding).
I dreamed I was given a cake.
What kind of cake am I?
It is a cake with adjustments!
What adjustments do I have??? 8 O
Has he ever given you a cake with adjustments?
On the other side of the river...
I didn’t wake up %

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72089
 25.10.2012
He and his father watched the news: 54 billion will be allocated for the development of Dagestan.
I: Where are they so much?
God has sent him.
I am Allah Vladimirovich.

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72088
 25.10.2012
XHH: Yesterday we admin resigned, and today from the very morning we are looking for the ring on the net. The network lies, the work stands, the shorter the spark. And then someone writes him a SMS, like Sani, you don’t know where you could get how much on the net? And most importantly, where can it be? Answer: Do not touch my beauty.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №72087
 25.10.2012
with Zh.

A Russian chef examines his Arab counterpart’s erudition: “Tell me which country first launched a man into space?”
He, of course, was unaware, but was quickly found: the Palestinian Arabs were the first to fly into space. But at the blockpost they were stopped, removed and deployed back."

Even the Eritrean dishwashers were ripped. The geopolitical situation in the region is excellent.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72086
 25.10.2012
Hi my good.
Hi dearly –
What do you do? Arrived long ago?
I just ate, I arrived 20 minutes ago.
Please let me know when you are released.
In three minutes...
I have already eaten :-*
Sunny, can I call you a shredder?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72085
 25.10.2012
I had a tough childhood – I was forced to pump the mattress.
Yyy: Yes, tough...especially if the mattress is not rubber but normal :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72084
 25.10.2012
I read on one website an article on neurology, about reflexes, at the very end of the passage:
One of the early symptoms of multiple sclerosis is the absence or sluggishness of abdominal reflexes — all or only some. Abdominal reflexes can also be sluggish and with tension, abdominal muscles due to diseases of the abdominal organs. When building and insulation you will definitely need a glass coating, which can be purchased at low prices and with delivery.
O to LOL?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №72083
 25.10.2012
In the topic of the Apple Loss of another patent dispute:

Konstantinius: 30 trucks will go back to Samsung :-)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №72082
 25.10.2012
What about your camera? Why does not work?
I fell with him into the waterfall.( by

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72081
 25.10.2012
Koyalnik Hrenov: When on Saturday, a passing chief noticed that I was a native palace worker, it became a little strenuous.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72080
 25.10.2012
A group of three students (two girls and one boy) did the task. failed to. The boy approaches me and gloss: "Don’t put Katie and Natasha three! Give them five! I was the egg of discord!".

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №72079
 25.10.2012
XXX: Vekselberg became the richest man of the Russian Federation. He has $18 billion. To imagine how much it is, put all your money and add another $18 billion.

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